Buzzer Beater

When you make it to the toilet just in time that the second your ass touches the toilet seat you let out a fat shit.

*2 guys on a car ride*
Guy 1: “I have to shit so bad right now”
Guy 2: “We’re 15 minutes from the next rest stop”
Guy 1: “yeah it’s gonna be a buzzer beater”

by Gloryboy4life August 5, 2022

Woman beater

A woman beater is someone who baits, calls his partner names and then when she retaliate it gives him an excuse in his mind to strangle, attack, suffocate, throw down stairs and to smash her belongings Then he rings his mother and friends and makes out she is crazy so no one will believe her.

Ryan Hartill is a woman beater and an abuser. He beat his girl friend and called her names about her body and looks after she had breast cancer.

by Awoken now August 13, 2022

Tin beater

HVAC aka tin beater. Worst job in the trade

Them tin beaters are miserable

by Big body boy1234 August 25, 2022

slap beater

when you can physically damage something so beat up, it can't lower it's value ... no matter how hard you slap it

it's a slap beater, don't bother

by JC919 September 13, 2022

slap beater

when you can physically damage something so beat up, it can't lower it's value ... no matter how hard you slap it

it's a slap beater, don't bother

by JC919 September 13, 2022

shit beater car

A car that barely runs, a car your mom saved for you that she drove 30 years ago. Essentially a car you get into knowing you might not get out of it.

Barry: “We can take my car guys.”
James: “ I’m not getting in that shit beater car, it’s a death trap.”

by your neighbor September 20, 2022

Wall beater

When you’re taking a dump and it hurts so bad that you start beating the wall next to ya

Damn I bet that he’s in there taking a wall beater he’s been in there for hours.

by LactoseGAWD September 30, 2022