banana napkin

An cloth used to wipe up excess semen after ejaculation.

Dude did you see that one porn video? You know... The one where the guy uses a banana napkin?

by Tyler March 7, 2005

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cock banana

1. (Adj.) Insult directed toward someone who will have no idea what you mean.

2. (N.) A penis with a curvature similiar to that of a banana.

3. (N.) Insult in reference to someones penis being curved.

4. Profanic remark displaying general disgust to the present situation. See also god damnit

Syns. motherfucker, asshole, candycane, god damnit.

1. You cock banana whore you stole my cheese.

2. You have a cock banana.

3. Haha--cock banana.

4. Cock Bananas!

by Zanith May 22, 2004

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Banana Split

When a woman gets fucked in the ass by a cock (he lifts her by her ass in a reverse cowgirl, usually) and has her pussy eaten by another woman (or man); the side view of of a beautiful woman's face eating that pussy while a cock is sliding out of the same woman's tight asshole.

Watching Ashley beautiful mouth and nose on Sophie's clit as Tom buttfucked Sophie was too much for me to watch, so I joined them in eating that Banana Split!

by anal clef conducter July 11, 2009

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rotten bananas

The best form of rotten fruit/vegetable to throw when a comedian is doing poorly. It's better than rotten tomatoes because, in addition to covering the person in smelly pulp, there's actually a good chance of putting out their eye.

COMEDIAN: So, what's up with the black boxes on planes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of them? Sounds like something George Bush came up with!

SPECTATOR: Dude, shut the fuck up! *throws rotten bananas*

COMEDIAN: OH GOD, MY EYE!

by Little Nerd May 6, 2006

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Banana in pajamas

The act of getting a boner in your pajamas.

George: Hey did you see Conner?
Michael: yeah he has a huge banana in pajamas!
Conner: Hey sexy (rubs cock).

by That bloke?!?! September 18, 2011

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banana rambler

Aaron Allen's first and only acoustic project. It had over 5 CD sales and one of it's songs, Bumble Bee Symphony, became an instant hit making VH1's Top 20 Countdown appearing at #2. It currently is struggling on MTV's "Rock Countdown", attempting to even premiere.

Man: Banana Rambler?
Woman: Yeah.
Man: Huh?

by risto1116 July 6, 2006

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