Sephora Boyfriend

A boyfriend who will shop with you at Sephora even though it's not his thing, and support you the whole time.

Ex: Eric tried out 20 lipstick swatches on his arm for me. Such a Sephora Boyfriend. <3

by rachLlllll July 1, 2024

Canadian boyfriend

Canadian boyfriend: Is a male friend who does all the things/duties that are generally required of your typical boyfriend. Things like going to arts & crafts fairs, out for brunch with her and her girlfriends or out to a romantic comedy at the theatre. Only for her to have you drop her off at the guy’s place, that gets the reward(spend the night) for all the Canadian boyfriend time you just put in.

Amanda: Did I just see Sarah get dropped off at Shawn’s place by Mike, after her and Mike spent all day together?

Amanda: I’m so confused.

Lindsay: Sarah usually spends the night at Shawn’s. Mike’s just her Canadian boyfriend.

by Primetime978 July 18, 2024

Canadian Boyfriend

A Canadian Boyfriend is when you have a boyfriend or a guy you are regularly hooking up with already. But you do all the mundane and social events with your “Canadian Boyfriend”. So he does all the boyfriend duties and social interactions but doesn’t get the physical reward of sex that the real boyfriend does.

My friend Sarah gets Kevin to drive her to go out shopping, run errands, drop her off for her lunch date with her sister. Later on Kevin picks Sarah up to go out with friends for dinner, they all go out to a bar afterwards. As the night comes to an end Sarah gets her “Canadian Boyfriend” to drop her off at her boyfriend’s house.

by The eXception978 April 23, 2024

vrbani boyfriend

A person whose pronouns are he/him, he's playing basketball and FIFA on his brand new videogame console. Sneakerhead, football fan. Looks handsome and buff.

OMG, he is playing so well, he's just like my vrbani boyfriend.

I am going to a football game tommorow, there will be a lot of vrbani boyfriends.

by anonymous April 28, 2024

shrimp boyfriend

A shrimp like boyfriend is a man that has a desirable body but an ugly face.

That guy is so hot but he has a butterface

He's a shrimp boyfriend

by CheeseFingerGuy May 28, 2024

robo boyfriend

A simp who lives to serve his hoe, fulfills her every want and whim, does everything perfectly, is immune to typical boyfriend error.

Will enthusiastically bend over the bed and take the peg to please his woman without her even asking.

Ethan is not a robo boyfriend and that’s why his girlfriend hates him

by Ana1999 June 14, 2024

My Boyfriend Stole My Car

A girl sat at the gas station I work at for hours late night because...

A retard "Well I see why..."

Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2024