Apple Porn

Basically similar to food porn but with apples (not the product/company). Videos or pictures of sliced apples, apple pie, apple juice, apple filling, baked apples, cutting apples, cooking apples, etc.

Paul: Yo take a look at this sweet juicy apple porn!
Steven: What the fuck is apple porn? Sounds gay.
Paul: How have you not heard of apple porn? It’s just like food porn but with apples. JUST WATCH!
*show Steven a video of hot steaming cinnamon covered apples slowly sliding out of a pie shell*

Steve: WhOA dude that turns me right on mmmmm!

by JayReed T January 6, 2018

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serious apples

1.) Seriously, for real, no kidding.

2.) The state of being serious.

3.) A serious situation.

1.) No way! I didn't know she had a dick, serious apples!

2.) Damn, that guy was serious apples about the game.

3.) (At a funeral) Yeah, dude, serious apples here okay?

by ??//?/? January 15, 2009

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Apple peeling

When you fuck a girls asshole dry and so hard that her anus skin get chapped and peels

Yeah dude I was apple peeling yesterday when I fuckkked he so hard

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stab the apple

When the purpose of putting your penis in a girls mouth is not for oral sex but purely to see how far down her throat your penis will go.

Baxter: Hey Isaac, you gonna get a BJ tonight?
Isaac: Naw man, I’m just gonna stab the apple.
Baxter: Niiice 🤘🏼

by Bombin Baxter May 3, 2018

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Apple eater

One who eats another’s ass by shoving there face inside a females ass and eating it . It is very common to hear “ass eating season” also known as the season you eat ass, but if you are an Apple eater you are privileged enough to be considered one who eats ass all year long. Keep on eating ass!

That Apple eater is wild, he even eats ass in the church bathroom!

by Bobjames432 May 16, 2018

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