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Alaskan Pillow Case

During an orgy, every one takes a shit in a pillow case and then proceeds to freeze the shit filled case in an ice box for 2 days until the shit grows brown crystals. Then every one proceeds to pass the pillow case around and eat the inside like its ice cream. Then when everyone's breath smells like shit, that's when everyone blows each other until everyone's scrotum turns pink from inflammation.
Person 1:Hey want to have another orgy?

Person 2:No! The Alaskan Pillow Case got me super sick. I have aids now. Thanks.
by Susextrovert November 17, 2021
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Alaskan Fisherman

Someone who chases you forever in a game, no matter how far you run, or where you go.
Guy: Jeez, this guy won't stop trying to kill us, even though we've run half-way across the map? Damn, Alaskan Fisherman
by Draken_Lord November 19, 2021
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Aias

a Real Nigga who u don’t mess wit he is tall real handsome ,hella funny aand keep yo bitch safe cuz he comin for her booty
Aias so handsome fr fr
by LamarDavisAias November 20, 2021
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alasgar

The most amazing person this world has ever been blessed with. He will make your heartbeat fast with an "i love you" and make you weak in the knees with a kiss. He will make you feel like the most important person in his life, and make you feel like you're the only one he wants. He is everything every girl could ever want. He has a wonderful personality, and a great sense of humor to go with it. He always knows the perfect thing to say in any situation.

His hugs are the best! They make you feel so safe, and warm like nothing in the world could ever hurt you. He knows how to make you feel wanted, and loved at anytime of the day.

He is perfect in every sense of the word.

Don't ever let him go, and if you do you'll know its a mistake right away.

Alasgar is someone that you want to spend the rest of your life with, not just a few months. Any time you get to spend with him you should enjoy every minute of it, whether it be playing video games, cooking, or having to run to the store, you should love every single second.generous, and loving. Alasgar is the most handsome man to ever exist. Y TO KNOW A ALASGAR!!!
Alasgar does tend to fuck shit up with how adventuresome, energetic, brave, and curious he is-- but that's what makes Alasgar, Alasgar.
by jkcqwhbeuj; November 21, 2021
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alastair

an extremely romantic gentlemen with an amazing body. will say something along the lines of "i'm jerking myself off so hard, just to see your tiddies because i wanna cum all over them. my hand is moving so fast right now," or maybe something like, "i'm gonna finger you so hard until you scream my name, then i'll pin you up against the wall and cum inside you." such a smooth talker 🥰
person 1: what's your name?
person 2: alastair
person 1: *creams*
by ilovealastair😍😍😍 November 21, 2021
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aleassia

It is a girl who satan uses whenever he wants to have sex and uses her for sex and she is very hot and a milf
Aleassia had sex with satan
by AleassIafuckssatam November 22, 2021
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Alaskan Lasagna

The act of having diarrhea on your girls pussy while she is on her period then sticking your Shlong in it then peeing in it from the inside
Oh babe im so horny can you give me an Alaskan Lasagna
by Johnny Sins's son November 22, 2021
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