Whale poo

Not human poo or dog poo or heaven forbid horse poo, but a whole other level of disgusting poo. If different poo were levels of hell whale poo would be Satan's penthouse. Whale poo is so utterly disgusting that I can do it no complete justice in this definition

Person 1: You are just whale poo!
Person 2:*loud gasp*
Person 2:*calls the national guard*

by Sickasfrick October 13, 2015

my whale

My beautiful, amazing, perfect, wonderful best friend Chantal 🥰

Chantal you’re my whale !!

by Jessicagrey November 2, 2020

Whale load

A huge amount of cum

I dumped a whale load on my hoes face last night.

by girthycock666 July 24, 2018

Whale Watching

The sport of watching a fatty go from being hideous to gorgeous in the space of 10 pints

Donz "Dim you going whale watching again tonight?"
Dim "Enough talk lads Kim is giving me the eye" downs pint number 6
Veitch "wahheyy enjoy the whale watching"
Jack "Don't forget the harpoon"

by MegRoe October 19, 2018

whale

Having the best time ever ever ever

'having a whale of a time'

"We whaled it"

by Th Official Jaybae Mosleu June 25, 2016

Drunk Land Whale

A drunk woman, in a bar, or club who actively pursues another individual for sex.

Damn, Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying the tab to save myself.

by Logan0787 April 9, 2023

Whale Tailin'

Going into town looking for chicks with exposed thongs

Dude, im goin ta downtown Bethel for some whale tailin'

by Joshsquach May 31, 2018