Two Faced Turd

Two Faced Turd is a poop that consist of two colors on each half of the poopy.

Last night i had a two faced turd,it was half brown and half yellow!

by SlipperyD November 21, 2013

Two-Egg Breakfast

When the female (or male if that's your deal)is sleeping, you carefully crouch over their face. Simply lower your balls on to ( or into) their sleeping mouth. When they wake up, You shout, "BREAKFAST"

My girlfriend was snoring, so I gave her the old Two-Egg Breakfast.





German Knuckle Cake Superman Snot totties

by greenradioactive March 02, 2009

two front teeth

Something That You Want The Most For Christmas. From the song "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth."

That 56" High Def Tv Is My Two Front Teeth!

by Tim Godsil November 24, 2007

two-car funeral

utter incompetence or error-prone

The botch of the stimulus plan may stoke anti-government anger about bureaucrats and two-car funerals
He fouled up a two-car funeral
They couldn't run a two-car funeral to get the budget passed

by vanderpol August 29, 2010

clash with two sounds

a DJ battle. Self-explanatory.

Y'all say 'a DJ battle'
We say 'clash with two sounds'

Kardinal Offishall, "Bakardi Slang"

by Kyle H. April 18, 2005

two headed beast

A euphemism for a couple engaging in sexual intercourse.

I walked into my dorm room, only to find a two headed beast working up a fuck storm!

by dumb ironworker January 19, 2007

Two night stand

Spending more than one night with someone who makes your toes curl

That girl is definitely a two night stand

by Celeryexpert October 26, 2014