post-cruise swag

The wobbling of legs, and lack of being able to walk correctly after being on a cruise.

Matt: Dude I can't even walk to the bathroom without putting my hand on the wall to steady myself after that Royal Caribbean cruise last week.

Dave: Oh shit dude! You got a case of post-cruise swag.

by cruiserr August 15, 2010

Post-Wank Blues

The intense feeling of shame and loneliness one feels after a hefty wanking session. Tends to be at its worst if the act has been committed in the middle of the day on a weekday, when how pathetic your life is really hits you.

Jeff: Yhhh man i had a serious case of the post-wank blues yesterday, it dawned on me that i should have a job and not be wanking over midget porn

Steve: I know your pain man

by The monkeymon August 24, 2013

post school syndrome

Post-School Syndrome or PSS is when someone who was good looking in school isn't anymore.

"Dude, have you seen Mary recently?"
"Yeah, she totally has post school syndrome"

by Dave777 January 02, 2008

POST-ECLIPSE-ALYPTIC

Aftermath of August 21 2017

Just fell asleep outside again I'm feelin truly post-eclipse-alyptic!

by lizguitarlessons August 22, 2017

post-all-nighterism

The innevitable zombie like stupor that will develop after pulling an all nigther. Common symptoms include: coffee dependency, twitchy eyes, hallucinations, small piggish eyes and a vacant expression. Usually caused by procrastinating.

Rob: Man, your eye is twitching like crazy.
Billy: it's just the damned post-all-nighterism. I haven't slept in a day, but i managed to learn the bio book i bought yesterday for the final today.

by zombiefan March 06, 2009

post-nut spoon

Self descriptive.

I rammed her hard then had me a post-nut spoon.
That fucking bitch wouldn't gimme a post-nut spoon.
We were in the midst of a post-nut spoon and my dick got stuck to her ass cheeks.
I hate the post-nut spoon, I just want to go home when I'm done.

by Meeting of the Marks June 18, 2009

post-jizz fatigue

The immense feeling of tiredness that follows ejaculating, whether masturbation or sex. The reason why many men masturbate in bed so they can fall asleep easier.

Last night i couldn't fall asleep, so i jacked off and the post-jizz fatigue helped me fall asleep right away.

by bob mcgee jr July 14, 2011