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Jay

Jay- A fat piece of crap, who should and will, die in a depressing ditch and will have no friends and the only girl a ‘jay’ would date would be an ‘Alyssa’ a malnourished belly dancer, who walks at the KFC down the road.
Yo jimmy stop being such a jay all the time or you’ll cop it.
by That’s nice December 18, 2019
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Jay

a lovely human who loves to fuck Simpson characters for a living and eventually becomes one. This man is usually seen with fobs who worship him like a cow. He vegan but eats chicken leg bis occasionally. If you see him in the hallways you should go take a picture with him and get an autograph because he is medium-rare. Good luck and beware, because you will be eaten.
Did that kid just paint himself yellow? He's gonna look like such a Jay!
by niglet's DaDDY December 27, 2019
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Jay Fruits

A guy everyone seems to have at least heard of in the state of Indiana
P1:“Who’s that goofy as dog bald guy?”
P2 “I think that’s Jay Fruits”
P1 “Oh yeah? We have like three mutual friends on Facebook
by Chick English September 26, 2019
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Jay Ketchum

a nigga who could fight and hates it when peolle try to fight his fights. a sad person, big pickle, loves anime of course, and has like 383747474747 exes possibly more than your parents credit score
by reprisal September 27, 2019
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Jay Wanker

A similar but not like comparison to jay walking, Jay Wanking is when a man who claims to be straight masturbates to gay porn and claims to call it disgusting.
"Hey Phil did you here that lizzies boyfriend is a Jay Wanker?" "No but doesn't he have a girlfriend that he plans on proposing too?"
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Jay

Hot, Sexy, Cool, bisexual, and an intelligent person who will give you a boner
i met a gay muther fucker last night

Jay KAF . HGEKJHD LKJFLJDHG KLJFS FKJKJDKJAD:LAK:SAK:DLj
by assbreaker69 October 10, 2019
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Jay crisp

Jay is a bender and is really gay he’s bad at fortnite and loves a boy called Lewis and he is a weird person who licks nipples
Eww your a jay crisp yeou must be gay
by Foierrijoijeroujfeoufvr August 5, 2019
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