two-car funeral

utter incompetence or error-prone

The botch of the stimulus plan may stoke anti-government anger about bureaucrats and two-car funerals
He fouled up a two-car funeral
They couldn't run a two-car funeral to get the budget passed

by vanderpol August 29, 2010

Two night stand

Spending more than one night with someone who makes your toes curl

That girl is definitely a two night stand

by Celeryexpert October 25, 2014

clash with two sounds

a DJ battle. Self-explanatory.

Y'all say 'a DJ battle'
We say 'clash with two sounds'

Kardinal Offishall, "Bakardi Slang"

by Kyle H. April 17, 2005

two front teeth

Something That You Want The Most For Christmas. From the song "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth."

That 56" High Def Tv Is My Two Front Teeth!

by Tim Godsil December 24, 2007

Two Faced Turd

Two Faced Turd is a poop that consist of two colors on each half of the poopy.

Last night i had a two faced turd,it was half brown and half yellow!

by SlipperyD November 25, 2013

Block-o-two

A female who looks good from far away but not when in close proximity.

"Ohh no not her she's a block-o-two. She look good from a block or two."

by LJ Parker December 7, 2005

two handed shocker

Two handed version of the shocker.

If you thought that she liked the shocker, give the two handed shocker!

by Mark DeMuth December 5, 2005