chode miester

Someone who has a chode and embraces it, e.g Harri Meskanen

Harri is such a chode miester.

by Chode mark 5 August 7, 2016

Chode Pop

When you smack a girl in the face with your small dick and it makes a pop noise.

I hit a chode pop on this girl last night. She was NOT expecting it

by Chodeler February 25, 2025

Chode Gripping

Is when you hold your steering wheel with you index finger and thumb making the “okay” sign👌 or the “fucking mint” sign with your hand

That guy is chode gripping his steering wheel? Ugh gross

by That Other Guy 6D9 January 3, 2024

chode neezer

1.a stuck up cop from bainbidge island

2.a skater hater

3.just a someone whose being a dick

cop: im gonna have to give you a ticket because i blow men
me: FUCK OFF YOU CHODE NEEZER

by JACOB PATTERSON February 24, 2008

chode

A chode is a penis that is wider than it is long.

"hahaha my guy has a chode, so I dumped him"

by Dedoid jnr69 April 3, 2017

chode

a penis that is wider than it is long.

jessica: oh show me that ten incher daddy
Antwon: ok here you go
jessica: OMG thats a chode, i thought u meant 10inches long not 10 inches wide

by #CPF #CHARLIE=SIMP FOR PEYTON December 14, 2021

Chode

The male ejaculation, dispersing of semen. Unloading the holy juice. Known via 90’s rappers as ‘busting a nut’

“I blew my chode all over the slag”

“She swallowed my chode”

“Holy shit! That was a big chode!”

by Moose86 August 18, 2023