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ex post fapto

A series of habitual tasks undertaken upon the completion of a fap.
I always close my porn tabs ex post fapto.
by Geoffffffffff May 9, 2012
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post-all-nighterism

The innevitable zombie like stupor that will develop after pulling an all nigther. Common symptoms include: coffee dependency, twitchy eyes, hallucinations, small piggish eyes and a vacant expression. Usually caused by procrastinating.
Rob: Man, your eye is twitching like crazy.
Billy: it's just the damned post-all-nighterism. I haven't slept in a day, but i managed to learn the bio book i bought yesterday for the final today.
by zombiefan March 5, 2009
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Post-Spurtum Depression

Usually occurs within 3 to 4 days post-coitus.

Its when reality dawns on your and you realize you should have wore a condom, or a better quality one.

Treatment includes stairs, and Captain Falcon.
Joe: Dude whats wrong?
Neil: I'm going through post-spurtum depression.
Joe: you need stairs, man...
by Arakzinul January 11, 2010
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Post thought clarity

Similar to post nut clarity. When you have a brilliant idea in your head, but once you say or do it, you realize how unbelievably dumb it sounds.
Sky: "So the teacher asked me for examples and I said the thing that sounded the smartest in my head, but it just made me look dumb"
Ave: "Sounds like you had post thought clarity my man"
by SoldierAce April 7, 2022
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post-nut spoon

Self descriptive.
I rammed her hard then had me a post-nut spoon.
That fucking bitch wouldn't gimme a post-nut spoon.
We were in the midst of a post-nut spoon and my dick got stuck to her ass cheeks.
I hate the post-nut spoon, I just want to go home when I'm done.
by Meeting of the Marks June 18, 2009
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POST-ECLIPSE-ALYPTIC

Just fell asleep outside again I'm feelin truly post-eclipse-alyptic!
by lizguitarlessons August 22, 2017
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post-cruise swag

The wobbling of legs, and lack of being able to walk correctly after being on a cruise.
Matt: Dude I can't even walk to the bathroom without putting my hand on the wall to steady myself after that Royal Caribbean cruise last week.

Dave: Oh shit dude! You got a case of post-cruise swag.
by cruiserr August 14, 2010
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