self priming pump

When a girls pussy gets wet on its own. No oral needed.

I slept with this whore from the bar tonight. She had a self priming pump

by CrazyEeeeee November 29, 2015

self slander

Self - Slander = Defamation of character as stated by the first party . What you share to others about yourself can hurt your reputation .

I find it interesting that anytime I post self slander on Facebook it's delete option stops functioning .

by SecretSecretary11 January 21, 2016

self-deficating humor

When you laugh so hard you shit yourself.

John's self-deficating humor was so potent he cleared the room.

by Skidmarkers March 30, 2016

Butt-Self-Management

A term that describes the awareness and management of ones own butt.

male Homo sapiens: "... Wow. Do you discretely inspect my butt completely concealed?"
female Homo sapiens: "Maybe, maybe no... you will never know, unless you pay close attention"
male Homo sapiens: "Damn... I gotta step up my Butt-Self-Management game..."

by Humid Snabel April 15, 2016

self made rubicon

A person who is able to solve a rubik's cube without the instruction or guidance of another person, video or the knowledge of algorithms. This person is simply a baller and figured out how to rearrange those squares without the help of a peer or teacher.

Example: Did you see Kaitlin pick up that 12 sides die and just solve it? She's for sure a self made rubicon!

by Flowerk8lin December 1, 2018

self-similarity

Phenology that proffers that there is no design that is not duality.

Self-similarity intimates design from duality by advancing aesthetic attributes as a metaphenomenon of the duality between asymmetry and self-symmetry (limina).

Form is advanced as a convergence (emergence) of which design is quality (qualium).

Self-similarity intricates (intimates) self-symmetry.

by tomorrowtomorrow December 2, 2018

self chod

noun: an instance in which you fuck yourself

verb: to fuck yourself, to fuck up, to self-sabotage

"Jon says he want to make friends, but he always cancels plans last minute. He's such self chod."
Oedipus learned that he had bedded his mother, and plucked out his own eyes. It was a real self chod.

by montypythonllama August 7, 2017