Sandy sandwich

When someone sprinkles sand on a dudes asshole and eats it off

Lenny didn’t want to go to the beach for swimming, Lenny wanted to get a sandy sandwich

by Arglesnargle May 19, 2020

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Satan's Sandwich

A biryani and a saag aloo sandwiched between two naan breads

Tom ate a Satan's Sandwich and flushed it down with 4 Stella pint cans

by Tom666 July 26, 2020

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Sleep sandwiching is a form of sleep walking involving the making of a sandwich. It is most commonly a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. The afflicted will have no memory of the event come morning. They may also seem slightly dazed or confused.

WARNING: Do not attempt to wake the afflicted individual. As with any form of sleep walking, it can be highly dangerous and traumatic to do so. Sleep sandwichers will often be extremely defensive of their sandwich and the waker may be putting themselves in harms way.

Possible side effects of sleep sandwiching include greater variation in weight, morning grogginess, increased reports of hauntings, and very very confused housemates, who do not understand how the peanut butter ended up in the bathroom.

My brother suffers from chronic sleep sandwiching.

by HeyCrazyLady December 12, 2017

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