by YO MAMA'S BOOTY HOLE December 26, 2012
Get the the system mug.A condition caused by living, or being raised, in Downey, CA. Sufferers who grew up in Downey and have since moved away will experience profound feelings of unsubstantiated nostalgia about their childhood home and may suffer from the delusion that Downey is a great place to live; while the afflicted who currently reside in Downey will display extreme frustration, confusion and despair, interspersed with periods of complete denial ("I'm probably going to move to Orange County next year.") Those who grew up in Downey and still live there are the most severely affected as they continually battle conflicting feelings of sentimentality and condemnation.
Symptoms include: a tendency to inadvertently blurt, "Go Bears!" or "Go Ducks!" (depending on whether they attended, Warren High School or Downey High School) whenever the word Downey is used, regardless of the context ("Did you want to go see the new Robert Downey, Jr. movie?" "Go Bears!" "No, Iron Man."); an inability to control the impulse to compare all foods to that served at El Taco; an inexplicable need to mention that Karen Carpenter was also from Downey (followed by deep shame at their lack of control and anxiety that people will assume they like The Carpenters) and feelings of superiority over those who reside in Bell Gardens, Pico Rivera, Paramount and Lynwood based on the misperception that Downey is somehow less ghetto.
Symptoms include: a tendency to inadvertently blurt, "Go Bears!" or "Go Ducks!" (depending on whether they attended, Warren High School or Downey High School) whenever the word Downey is used, regardless of the context ("Did you want to go see the new Robert Downey, Jr. movie?" "Go Bears!" "No, Iron Man."); an inability to control the impulse to compare all foods to that served at El Taco; an inexplicable need to mention that Karen Carpenter was also from Downey (followed by deep shame at their lack of control and anxiety that people will assume they like The Carpenters) and feelings of superiority over those who reside in Bell Gardens, Pico Rivera, Paramount and Lynwood based on the misperception that Downey is somehow less ghetto.
Bob: So you're from Paramount?
Jack: Hell no! Do I look like I'm from Paramount? I'm from Downey!
Bob: What? Like somehow being from Downey is better than . . .
Lori: Shhhhhhhh . . . he can't help it. He has Downey Syndrome.
Bob: Oh. Sorry big guy. Go Bears!
Jack: (clapping hands and laughing) Yay!
Jack: Hell no! Do I look like I'm from Paramount? I'm from Downey!
Bob: What? Like somehow being from Downey is better than . . .
Lori: Shhhhhhhh . . . he can't help it. He has Downey Syndrome.
Bob: Oh. Sorry big guy. Go Bears!
Jack: (clapping hands and laughing) Yay!
by Baroness Buttercup December 13, 2010
Get the Downey Syndrome mug.Syzzurp is an intoxicating beverage whose ingredients vary depending on personal preference. The original syzzurp is "Phenergan VC with Codeine" syrup mixed with sprite for flavor. Intoxication comes from an antihistamine (promethazine) and a narcotic (codeine) that are present in the syrup.
Due to the fact that this particular syrup is available by prescription only, it isn't easily obtainable in a lot of cases. So people come up with their own recipe to emulate the original. One example is mixing crushed narcotic pills (such as percocet or vicodin) into sprite with varying amounts of "Nyquil Cough". This combination produces roughly the same effects as the original. It also has the potential to be a much different experience over-all due to dextromethorphan (cough suppressant) being present in Nyquil. At higher than therapeutic doses, dextromethorphan has the ability to produce a very intense "trip" of its own.
These "emulated syzzurps" can also be a lot more dangerous as well. There are many different combinations of active ingredients in different cough syrups which make this a dangerous situation for those uneducated on the subject. Compound that with the fact that many people prefer to use varying amounts of alcohol in the mixture, and you have the potential for disaster.
However, for those who know what they’re doing, the resulting intoxication is extremely pleasurable. There’s the possibility for many different effects depending on the ingredients the consumer decides to use. But the primary sought-after effects are sedation and euphoria. Some people like to put jolly ranchers in their syzzurp. Some proclaim that it must be consumed from a Styrofoam cup. Some like it with a little Hennessey mixed in. But one thing is for sure… “Syzzurp” is NOT just one single concoction. It’s a term used to identify any narcotic-containing cough syrup that’s mixed with sprite and/or other various ingredients.
Due to the fact that this particular syrup is available by prescription only, it isn't easily obtainable in a lot of cases. So people come up with their own recipe to emulate the original. One example is mixing crushed narcotic pills (such as percocet or vicodin) into sprite with varying amounts of "Nyquil Cough". This combination produces roughly the same effects as the original. It also has the potential to be a much different experience over-all due to dextromethorphan (cough suppressant) being present in Nyquil. At higher than therapeutic doses, dextromethorphan has the ability to produce a very intense "trip" of its own.
These "emulated syzzurps" can also be a lot more dangerous as well. There are many different combinations of active ingredients in different cough syrups which make this a dangerous situation for those uneducated on the subject. Compound that with the fact that many people prefer to use varying amounts of alcohol in the mixture, and you have the potential for disaster.
However, for those who know what they’re doing, the resulting intoxication is extremely pleasurable. There’s the possibility for many different effects depending on the ingredients the consumer decides to use. But the primary sought-after effects are sedation and euphoria. Some people like to put jolly ranchers in their syzzurp. Some proclaim that it must be consumed from a Styrofoam cup. Some like it with a little Hennessey mixed in. But one thing is for sure… “Syzzurp” is NOT just one single concoction. It’s a term used to identify any narcotic-containing cough syrup that’s mixed with sprite and/or other various ingredients.
by ike eyes September 18, 2008
Get the syzzurp mug.Something like a college
Where you supposedly gain knowledge
A beautiful campus set in a bad city
The time and place to get extremely shitty
Now the people are of their own
And their wealth is very much shown
Frat boys drinking all over the yard
Girls running their daddy's credit card
Known for basketball and the Dome
Expensive cars and rockin the chrome
BMW, porche, benz and audi
These japs know how to fucking party
Look for the uggs in the snow
Cause the bar scene is always a go
Faegans if you're official
Lucy's for the superficial
Head to Chucks--it's the sports bar
Then walk to Harry's cause its not far
Cross the street, Darwins for some shots
and if all else fails, Maggies is the one for the tots
Aside from the drinking watch out for the drugs,
The campus food and girls giving out fake hugs
Be aware that it will snow and rain
But when the sun comes out you’ll go flip flop insane
If you’re a freshman don’t carry the orange lanyards
If you’re a sophomore yell FRESHMEN outta your cars
If you’re a junior you’re probably abroad overseas
And if you’re a senior live it up, please!
Senior Sundays
Chillin Mondays
Tuesday box of wine (bring the loot)
Wednesday, rock paper scissor…shoot
Thirsty Thurs, the weekend starts no doubt
Themed party on Fri… yep another blackout
Sat? Lots to do then
After that…start the cycle over again.
Work as hard or as little as you please
But be prepared to explain those C’s
Newhouse for communications
Greek houses for crazy initiations
Fake sun at Garbo’s upstairs
Sit out at Starbucks on the chairs
J.Michaels for the latest styles
Marshall Street: all smiles
All colleges seem somewhat the same
After all it’s one big game
Tell the parents you’re studying and staying in
Hang up the phone, let the fun begin
However Cuse is unlike any other, just so grand
But unless you go here… you just.. wouldn’t.. understand.
Where you supposedly gain knowledge
A beautiful campus set in a bad city
The time and place to get extremely shitty
Now the people are of their own
And their wealth is very much shown
Frat boys drinking all over the yard
Girls running their daddy's credit card
Known for basketball and the Dome
Expensive cars and rockin the chrome
BMW, porche, benz and audi
These japs know how to fucking party
Look for the uggs in the snow
Cause the bar scene is always a go
Faegans if you're official
Lucy's for the superficial
Head to Chucks--it's the sports bar
Then walk to Harry's cause its not far
Cross the street, Darwins for some shots
and if all else fails, Maggies is the one for the tots
Aside from the drinking watch out for the drugs,
The campus food and girls giving out fake hugs
Be aware that it will snow and rain
But when the sun comes out you’ll go flip flop insane
If you’re a freshman don’t carry the orange lanyards
If you’re a sophomore yell FRESHMEN outta your cars
If you’re a junior you’re probably abroad overseas
And if you’re a senior live it up, please!
Senior Sundays
Chillin Mondays
Tuesday box of wine (bring the loot)
Wednesday, rock paper scissor…shoot
Thirsty Thurs, the weekend starts no doubt
Themed party on Fri… yep another blackout
Sat? Lots to do then
After that…start the cycle over again.
Work as hard or as little as you please
But be prepared to explain those C’s
Newhouse for communications
Greek houses for crazy initiations
Fake sun at Garbo’s upstairs
Sit out at Starbucks on the chairs
J.Michaels for the latest styles
Marshall Street: all smiles
All colleges seem somewhat the same
After all it’s one big game
Tell the parents you’re studying and staying in
Hang up the phone, let the fun begin
However Cuse is unlike any other, just so grand
But unless you go here… you just.. wouldn’t.. understand.
by *CUSE CUSE CUSE* July 16, 2008
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Julie just can't accept the fact that Dave dumped her for Mary. She still thinks he loves her deep down inside. Apparently, she is suffering from an acute case of REALITY DEFICIENCY SYNDROME or R D S.
by TIMJB1 May 16, 2007
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He loves tents, golf courses and combine harvesters. May also be known as Baby Nath, Nath, Syko, Sid, Picklebunny. Is apart of the bromances know as Jaythan, Niva, Mathan and Nom. The amazing TWFanmily named Sunday "SykesSunday" Catch Phrase: Sexy Time
You may know his twin? Sid the Sloth from Ice Age?
He loves tents, golf courses and combine harvesters. May also be known as Baby Nath, Nath, Syko, Sid, Picklebunny. Is apart of the bromances know as Jaythan, Niva, Mathan and Nom. The amazing TWFanmily named Sunday "SykesSunday" Catch Phrase: Sexy Time
You may know his twin? Sid the Sloth from Ice Age?
"Oh my gawd, Nathan Sykes is asdfghjkl."
"I agree, he is a sex god."
"Nathan James Sykes do the fly?"
"Nath, my tent or yours?"
"Nathan, you're perfect. Now stick the kettle on, will ya?"
"I agree, he is a sex god."
"Nathan James Sykes do the fly?"
"Nath, my tent or yours?"
"Nathan, you're perfect. Now stick the kettle on, will ya?"
by Flyy August 7, 2012
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'it took three takes on drums for him to get that, and even on the third time, he didnt get it. im thinking he has red light syndrome...'
by my name isnt Jonas February 15, 2010
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