sneakacuddle 

to spontaneously wrap your hands around someone and loving cuddle them catching them off guard.

*sneakacuddles are highly addictive

He gave me sneakacuddle while i was cooking dinner and his embrace was enough to leave me completely forgetting about the dinner.

sneakacuddle by cottoncandy-11 June 6, 2010

Sneakfattyed

Sneakfattyed is when you are talking to a girl on the internet, and she sends you a cute face picture. When you ask her to describe herself she is always vague about her body type. When you meet her in person she turns out to be fat.

So her pictures were all good looking, I didn't realize they were all of her face until I was "sneakfattyed".

Sneakfattyed by josh13x June 23, 2010

Sneaky Blowjob 

1. A Sneaky Blowjob can be sticking two cups inside one another, the top one with milk or some other liquid, and then blowing into the bottom one to send the top cup shooting out and spraying all over everyone else at the table.
2. It can also be used a verb to describe something that sucks.

Guy 1: Man that workout today sucked
Guy 2: Yeah, coach gave as such a Sneaky Blowjob of a workout.

Sneaky Blowjob by qwertuyiou October 8, 2010

Sneak Lemming 

noun. Sneak Lemming

A Sneak Lemming is the only lemming from the pack smart enough to wait until all the other lemmings have jumped off the cliff and then change his/her mind.

adj. Sneak Lemming

Person or persons who fail to follow a stupid trend.

Everybody thought that glass shoes would be great for the disco. At the end of the night the Sneak Lemming's were the only ones without bloody feet.

Sneak Lemming by Sneak Lemmings December 2, 2010

Sneaker Hickey 

One might use this phrase to cover up cheating on a boyfriend... Simply tell others the hickeys on your neck are from a girl's sneaker stepping on your chest during cheer-leading practice.

Afryca: What is that all over your neck and chest?
Chyna: Oh..uh.. just sneaker hickeys from the football game.
Afryca: ...Right.

Sneaker Hickey by lalalalaliar December 18, 2010

sneaky paratrooper 

When a male jumps from a height (e.g. off of a shed or wall) and lands on someone in a prone position with their nutsack on the "victim"....

...can be shortened to sneaky-para...

hey last night man i was a proper sneaky paratrooper paratroop-sneaked Tanya hard!

sneaky paratrooper by C.J. O'Bizzle January 22, 2011

Sneaky-bandit 

When at a party and theres a douche bag of extreme quality walking around hitting on all the girls and getting way to drunk. Then after the douche bag has passed out someone goes over and masterbates, ejaculating into the douch bags boxers making him think hes had a wet dream. That is a Sneaky-bandit

Timmy - So dude we were at Johnny B Goods party last night and this douche bag was hitting on my girl so once he passed out we totally gave him a Sneaky-bandit!!!!

Otis - Dude.....gross

Sneaky-bandit by TheRxGuy January 25, 2011