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Idiot-salad Sandwich

A spinoff of chef Gordon Ramsey’s world favorite ‘idiot sandwich’ that has additional nutritional value thanks to the salad part.
CANNIBAL in a remote location: Hey look over there at those two Crackers! They’d sure make a good idiot-salad sandwich with some Leafy greens!
by AlsoTwenty2 February 4, 2022
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Nut Seed Salad

The act of licking/eating ones asshole (tossing one's salad) after ejaculating on to it.
Tom gave her a nut seed salad last night!
by Jzanola January 7, 2022
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After-Burger Salad

When one indulges in a heartily-topped burger, leaving the spillage of lettuce, pickles, onions or whatever toppings they essentially had on their patty in a pile on the table. This pile of condiments is usually consumed, making it salad-like because of the lettuce that spills out.
After I finished eating my double quarter pounder, I quickly lapped up my delicious after-burger salad.
by ColintheMan December 27, 2009
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Angry Fruit Salad

This term was coined when color terminals/monitors (especially on PCs running MS-DOS) were becoming more pervasive. Common systems allowed for a fixed palette of 16 colors with a very high saturation. When software started to use the colors (and ANSI.SYS became a thing) the common focus was to give all different elements a different color. (This notion is maintaned today by Emacs' font-lock-mode and other syntax highlighting variants.) The result was a wild mix of red, green yellow, white, black and blue - almost like in a fruit salad - that might easily hurt your eyes .

While the very first versions of Windows sufferd the same issues with the palette , GUIs in general don't expose the same problem and don't put too many high-contrast-colors all over the screen.
"Wow! This Midnight Commander theme is some piece of angry fruit salad."

"Let's avoid angry-fruit-salad-syndrome and use the solarized syntax highlighting theme."
by Bitnacht February 6, 2020
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Handheld Meat Salad

A #Hoagie or #Submarine Sandwich minus the delicious bread and Rolled in Tasteless Lettuce. Not a sandwich at all.

A #Salad that almost stays together disguising itself as a Sandwich.

A #Lettuce Wrap
Customer: "Hi college dropout... can I get the Number 1 as a Lettuce Wrap?" Sandwich Artist: "Oh you mean the Handheld Meat Salad."

I see you ruined your Sub by ordering it as a Handheld Meat Salad.
by DSeanK May 13, 2021
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party cheese salad

A culinary abomination made with lemon Jello and random stuff out of your pantry.
“I made Aunt Myrna’s Party Cheese Salad and It’s literally puke.”
by DropTheDie July 26, 2022
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Asian fruit salad

A sex act where you cut up fruit and insert it into a vagina then proceed to eat it out of the vagina, its Asian because your eating pussy
Did you hear that they fucked last night

Yeah he said he gave her an Asian fruit salad
by Fetishguru January 18, 2017
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