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Mississippi runny eggs

When one commences diarrhea upon an iron skillet, when said skillet has been preheated to a minimum temperature of 300 degrees (Fahrenheit). After being cooked evenly on both sides, the meal is served to one's sexual partner. This can be served as is, or one has the option to incorporate condiments ex. (Seminal fluid, female discharge, etc.).
My husband prepared Mississippi Runny Eggs this morning for me, he's sure getting this cookie tonight.
by painthuffer52 April 9, 2025
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Certified runner

A wet farts that you are unable to catch and makes its way all the way down past your knee before you can get to the bathroom.
Oh no I just started and I think it's a certified runner I can feel it going down my leg
by Wisest rizzler April 27, 2025
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The Running Scorpion

The Running Scorpion is a risky sexual move where the male will chase a naked woman around and then flip over her landing his penis in one of her orifices. He will then shout "Scorpion Venom" as he climaxes in her.
Man Laura last night wanted to do The Running Scorpion! I stung that girl good!
by MyNameIsJeff47 June 21, 2025
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Gunny Running

the soldier was gunny running behind low cover to keep himself concealed.
by I Cat Hair You November 5, 2025
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Ass runner

Construction term for a boss that runs his apprentices so hard that they can hardly walk by the end of the day.
Mother: How was your day on site today?
Son: Terrible, my boss is such an ass runner that I could barely stand up at the end of the day. Do this, do that, get off your ass and keep moving!
by Dick Mahoon November 7, 2025
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Stil Runnin

by Fancy Fool November 10, 2025
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Mississippi Runny Nose

The act of sticking your penis in someone's nose and ejaculating in their nose, then letting the cum come of their nose.
Girl, ima give you a Mississippi Runny Nose
by MISSISSIPPI BOOGER SHOOGER December 21, 2025
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