Dry patch

A dry patch is a wet patch but when you’re high you say dry patch without knowing it

1st person Yo dude there’s a dry patch over there !!!
2nd person; yoooo that’s a wet patch you fucking mongrel

by Pooja69 December 22, 2022

Rough patch

A period without sex, having taken long without having sex.

I'm having a rough patch, it's been 57days

by I Kent biliv mayais February 21, 2023

Cabbage Patching

Taking a kief dusted nugget of marijuana and inserting it into your rectum, to experience euphoric pleasure and an unparalleled high.

Cabbage Patching that nugget got me feeling so euphoric!

by Mmmmmmmm1000 March 7, 2023

Muffin Patch

A girl names Sophie

Heyyy honey bun
Heyyy muffin patch

by HoneyBunzes May 16, 2023

Sour Patch Kids

A sour candy that slowly gets sweeter the longer it stays in your mouth

Girl:Oh no I dropped my Sour Patch Kids
Boy:Then pick them up you lazy bitch

by Rizz queen June 17, 2023

Blizzard Patches

When you eat too much blue food dye and your leaving blue shits in the toilet, much like any game patch released by Blizzard entertainment.

I had so much blue raspberry ice cream I've been dropping nothing but blizzard patches.

by WiCthulhu July 19, 2023

pee patch

Another term for G-String…

She was nothing but pee patch fool…

by Pushmataha August 13, 2023