Slouch potato 

Similar to a 'couch potato' but these people are lazy AND fat. Whereas 'couch potatos' are usually just lazy.

Being a slouch potato is much worse than being a couch potato.

I walked into the living room only to see my slouch potato older brother finishing yet another packet of Krispee Kremes.

You're already so lazy Jeff, if you keep eating all that junk food, you're gonna end up a slouch potato!

What a slouch potato!

Slouch potato by littlemissgiggles March 27, 2010

Flying potato 

When a Irish man goes skydiving

Steve (your friend): Did you see that flying potato?
You: yes he flew so fast
Steve: I know!
You: I love refrigerators and flying potatoes

Flying potato by Bill jobs bobs October 9, 2018

Alabama potato chip 

The act of nutting on another persons back multiple times and letting it dry up, after it dry up you peel it off and enjoy a good snack.

Denny: you maui wanna try the alabama potato chip
Maui: sure denny daddy

Alabama potato chip by Imp the god August 17, 2021

Social Justice Couch Potato

A Social Justice Couch Potato (SJCP) is a Social Justice Warrior (SJW) that does absolutely nothing about the social injustices they dislike. Most SJW's are actually SJCP's.

"I'm such an Social Justice Warrior."
"No, all you do is sit there and complain. You're more of an Social Justice Couch Potato . . . "

Social Justice Couch Potato by Social Justice Couch Potato July 27, 2020

Alaskan Potato Bomb 

Ex.1:The act of injecting diarrhea into a baked potato and having someone eat it.

Ex.2:Cutting out the inside of a potato, shitting in it, baking it and then serving it.

Joey Hudson:"Jerry Alaskan Potato Bombed me last night".

Aaron: "How'd it taste"?

Joey Hudson: "Fuck You".

Alaskan Potato Bomb by NastyNark January 8, 2012

Fart Potato 

The fine art of breaking wind into a throw pillow without your friends knowing, then throwing the pillow to them. If done correctly, within seconds of them receiving the pillow, your friend will immediately be grossed out by the stink.

You: Here's a pillow.

Your friend: Thanks.....What the F--- is that smell.

You: LMFAO, you were just hit with the "Fart Potato"!

Fart Potato by JAWM October 19, 2012

Blato like a Potato 

An alternative term for "blatantly".

- "He looks a bit like a paedophile with that ginger beard"
- "Blato like a potato"

Blato like a Potato by dissilusioned September 9, 2010