5th point of contact

US Military term to describe one's head. It is a mocking of the Four points of contact during a parachute landing fall taught to soldiers in Airborne school at Fort Benning Georgia. It is used in many ways, though mostly used in negative ways. If you do not properly execute a Parachute Landing Fall or PLF, one will often hit their head, which is how the term developed.

It is often heard from the Airbone School instructors, or 'black Hats' whenever a student hits their head as in 'Nice use of that 5th point of contact', or 'only use the four points of contact, do not use the fifth!' It can also be used in a military slang term 'You better pull your 5th point of contact out of your 3rd point of contact!' Which means, Pull one's head (5th point of contact) out of their own ass (which in a PLF is the 3rd point of contact) or in a more verbose sense, you better unfuck yourself.

by SFC. Mayhem September 25, 2009

point plankn

The act or state of self-loathing due to one's membership in a group or organization, often resulting in self-destructive and anti-social behavior.

Of course I'm point plankn? You would too if you were a Kansas Jayhawk.

by pointplankn September 25, 2009

ten points

term that replaces "head"

"yo Shanice is such a chicken head. You know she gave Shawn ten points???"

by Daina August 30, 2008

plinth

Falling, usually as the result of inebriation. Usually involves an inital unsteady sway rapidly followed by several slapstick-esque stages of decension, often bouncing off surrounding objects leaving the individual slumped in the corner.

Two bottles of wine, one absinthe and Katie plinthed

That was a huge plinth

by gooseygander1981 December 6, 2007

point break

The deciding moment during a crap, just before climax, when you know everything is going to be just fine. The riddance of the bulk of your intestinal content, the epitome of a satisfying shit.

"Aww dude, I thought I was having to go back to that chick last night with a clumpf... but just as I was losing all hope of scoring, I reached point break out of the blue and blasted that shit to hell!"

by Drewbud315 September 23, 2007

Point of no return theory

The point of no return theory is when you take a member of the opposite sex (usually female) home to have sexual relations/fellatio. As you take off your clothing, she realizes that you have a tiny penis and/or a beer belly, but since you have already gotten to this point she might as well hook up with you--hence the point of no return. Essentially, a common bond amongst the ugly people of America where hope is found.

Once my pants came off she had to keep going--proof of the Point of no return theory.

by TittySwass March 17, 2013

Question Point

1. n. Punctuation used at the end of a question. Ex: ?
2. v. To die slowly, usually involving being incincerated slowly in a small New York town named Dobbs Ferry.
3. adj. Stupid beyond belief.

History: An Ancient Japanese phrase created by the Wada family, meaning Joanna should die.

Synonyms: question mark, fecal matter, death cab for cutie

1. Is that you Question Point!
2. Hey Exclamation mark?
1. What the fuck!
2. You are so question point?
1. What did you say!
2. I said, look at that ancient japanese guy muttering ancient japanese phrases?
J. QUESTION POINT?!?!?!

by D. Toshiro McKee SUCKAA July 18, 2004