pandaganda

Pandaganda is the process by which Google has used it's Panda SEO update to succumb to propaganda sites. Sites that spew propaganda, like many major news sites, are now at the top of search because of Pandaganda. These sites get social buzz. That social buzz is like the new backlinking.

Google has engaged in Pandaganda, allowing major news sites to influence search. Since Pandaganda uses sites that have followers already brainwashed by propaganda, the Panda search rank update reinforces this propaganda. Social buzz, by which followers of these sites "like" or thumb up sites, actually results in propaganda sites being more popular on Google search, hence the word, pandaganda.

by Bgamall May 2, 2011

pandanic

Widespread or global panic, following news of a possible worldwide threat or event. This leads to panic buying of essentials such as toilet paper.

Chief Scientist: "Mr Chairman, we really should release the findings about this new deadly strain of virus."
Head of UN committee: "I see your point Sir Charles, but we also don't want a damn pandanic on our hands..."

by bill cauliflower April 4, 2020

pandaloom

A looming, long, drawn out pandemic. Punctuated by continuing longing for, and fending off overt references to, better days of large crowds intermingling without care (like concerts, sporting events, and other reasons you'd move to the downtown of a large city, like Vancouver).

Upon seeing an advertisement for an online course using an un-related photo of a large crowd at a live concert.... "...it's also not entirely appropriate seeing as how we are in the middle of a pandaloom".

by coasting_the_pacific January 22, 2021

paindagarten

when a small kindergarten child finds himself in a life or death situiation involving a mad smomach pain. leading to a rushed trip to the doctor with a result of '' have you tryed urinating''

problem solved

nicks 3rd day in kindergarten turned in to fucking PAINDAGARTEN

by smashinpiss@10:04am April 18, 2009

Padayhag

A fucking awesome last name that anyone would kill to have.

"What's your last name, man?"
"Padayhag."
"Dude, that's a sick ass name!"

by Coolkid1093882 December 9, 2012

Panache

A mustache grow for the sole purpose of tickling penises.

Wow Paul, that is a mighty fine panache you've grown

by Muskrat83 July 11, 2018

padang

Padang is the definition of someone who is stingy and does not want to share,commonly used by indonesian
Fun fact: padang is also a stereotype of the indonesian padang people who is also stingy

Guy 1:" yo can i have these?"
Guy 2:"No."
Guy 1:"okay,Padang!"

by aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAÀÃÆ April 24, 2020