matt follis

A man who enjoys cheerleading, and is very outgoing. Usually asks you to drink on a weekday, and avoids going to class at all costs. Claims to be good with his fingers

Guy 1: Is that Matt Follis
Guy 2: Holy shit, he’s drunk at 11am?
Guy 3: Classic Matt Folli

by IdahoJoe September 7, 2019

Horny Matt

send dick pics to mad girls but never hook up

i swear mike keene is a horny matt

by Mikeybikey69 January 4, 2020

Matt Davies

A small boy, who is an adult but looks like a 12 year old. He likes girls, ping pong, rock climbing and pottery.

yo! is that Matt Davies!!??

by samsucio August 30, 2018

Matt-oan

🧢

Matt-oan is 🧢 and I am the GOAT.

by Whatugondo October 17, 2020

Matt

Matt is the all powerful Mii. He can fight Shaggy at 100% power.

"Matt is eternal. Matt is undefeatable. All hail Matt."-Mahadma Ghandi 2019

by Robbie_Rotten_is_God February 5, 2019

Matt kohrs

When you trade based off buying “rips” or FOMO rather then buying when a stock is trading at its lows while averaging down.

Hey so $APE was trading at $0.60 so I ignored it but when It ripped I Matt Kohrs’d.

by Stonkybat May 10, 2023

Matt Kuhl

Biggest Shlong 13+incher, anaconda downstairs, layed back chill mf, possible missing k9s, borderline anorexic, shy freak, lil maniac in bed. 1.3 mil tik tok wife. Mk hella chill bro count on dis mf make u laugh. mk bro best bro in da universe, D1 Demon

OMG MATT KUHL MAKES MY INSIDES HURT

by NJbroNaNaNa March 22, 2024