Tag like a possum

The act of engaging in sexual relations with an unsightly woman while she is asleep or pretending to be dead…preferably in the middle of a dark country road at night

Last night I drove by a passed out homeless chick on my way to the mountains. I pulled over so I could tag her like a possum.

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Everytime I see you without makup sleeping on the ground, it makes me want to tag like a possum.

by Dashboard Light August 21, 2012

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head like lice

best blow job giver , all over it

My girl gives me head like lice

by slick chic October 30, 2013

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Life is Like Soup

some say life is like soup, you only get blown if your hot

Bro 1: If life is like soup then i stayed in the microwave too long

by californiav-necksforlife May 10, 2012

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boxed like a fish

u got boxed like a fish? ur wiener is built like a tic tac? ur short? grow? ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater? any askers? looking for an asker? did i ask? earnings check? u have none? ur freer than a costco sample? any drillers? looking for a wambulance? a dollar tree headset?-April

u got boxed like a fish?

by anonymous March 12, 2021

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