Dict Jokes

Immature penis jokes that puns off of words that start with “dict”.

Person 1: I bet that secretary is good at dick-tation.
Person 2: That porn star was actually a good actress. She had really good dick-tion.
Person 3: A friend of mine went downtown to hire a male prostitute. I guess he wanted an Urban Dick-tionary.
Person 4 (the mature one who has had enough): Will you all stop with the Dict Jokes?

by Jfman August 9, 2018

missed the joke

(joke here)
OMG BRUH IM FUCKING CANCELLING YOU

He missed the joke

by browniesarecool January 1, 2024

Joke

A thing someone says for the purpose of being funny but is probably boring anyways because they're a loser.

Bob: Hey Joe wanna hear a joke?
Joe: Sure why not.
Bob: knock knock.
Joe: -_-
Joe: you boring bitch

by an idiotic taco September 27, 2022

Walid jokes

a joke only a certain group finds funny and are only laughing because they’re simply friends with the person making the joke or in simple words a joke that isn’t funny

yo shawty cuddling ur bro ain’t gay I like men I’m not gay -walid jokes

by Firas324 July 27, 2021

bi joke

jokes about bisexual people

i've got a bi joke, but i'm in a hurry, bye!

by tory borty April 25, 2013

Why is urban dictionary doing jokes

pov:you just want to know why urban dictionary isnt serious

WHO CARES!??????

this thing is funny tbh!! enjoy <33

oh and if u really wanna know: bc its made by alot of people..

urban dictionary likes jokes

Tom:mom why is urban dictionary doing jokes
Mom:because alot of people .. everyone controls it

by My Password January 20, 2023

inside joke

something that is rejected on here. :(

Sophie: Ashley what's wrong?
Ashley: Oh i just tried to publish an inside joke on urban dictionary and it got rejected
Sophie: Oh that's terrible

by koolcatSophiefan September 4, 2019