by IzzyBeAJizzCricket October 8, 2022
Get the Jizz Cricketmug. (n.) Jizz that comes out at such speed, force, and shear power it is comparable to that of a firework
(v.) The act of giving someone firework jizz, typically your own
(v.) The act of giving someone firework jizz, typically your own
by Low Ball Wizard September 15, 2023
Get the Firework Jizzmug. An old fat washed up blonde white guy who eats greasy fries, plays wordle and loves watching 70’s porn. A loser who has zero clue he’s a loser.
Man , nobody’s greasing up their pants crack and iPad like lazy T Jizz 47. Thinks he’s a king, but Clueless.
by Laujee May 15, 2025
Get the T Jizz 47mug. When you tie a female up and pour sprite on her clit and watches it fizz. As this is happening he vigorously masturbates and the only thing that stops the fizz is his jizz.
Her: babe you wanna get freaky tonight
Him: sure, *ties her up and pours sprite on her clit and masturbates very quickly*.
Her:wtf was that last night
Him: fizz and jizz.
Him: sure, *ties her up and pours sprite on her clit and masturbates very quickly*.
Her:wtf was that last night
Him: fizz and jizz.
by Kidbackwardsisdik March 7, 2020
Get the fizz and jizzmug. When a man attempts to force his subjective opinion all over your face and down your throat. Said opinion is most often unsubstantiated, uninvited, unoriginal or downright incorrect. Closely related to the global phenomenon of mansplaining and tied to the interpersonal manifestations of sexism.
Gross, that film critic just knowledge jizzed all over me for twenty minutes and didn't even ask what I thought of the film.
by LCarrollHarris April 17, 2016
Get the knowledge jizzmug. 1. Another name for a Condom, or "Jimmy Hat" used in strange parts of the world.
2. When a person ejaculates onto the head of another person creating a miniature hair-do out of the semen.
3. When a person that has ejaculate or semen on their head uses the sticky substance as a hardening gel to stylize their hair in a fashionable way.
2. When a person ejaculates onto the head of another person creating a miniature hair-do out of the semen.
3. When a person that has ejaculate or semen on their head uses the sticky substance as a hardening gel to stylize their hair in a fashionable way.
Yeah bro, we ended up getting tooted at the party then came home and I busted a Jizz Wig all over they head. They looked up at me like, "oh hell naw" it was dope!
by herbertonic June 19, 2023
Get the Jizz Wigmug. Some people like to keep their dna penis eruptions in jars. After a while, they will take a large amount genetic footprint goo and mix it in a blender in to a warm slurry. It can then be used as a denture binding material, a substitute for anti-wrinkle cream, or a unique egg roll filling. Regardless of the use, it’s fun for those involved.
Rumor has it, this hot (sometimes warm) penis concrete can be detected by the national weather service.
Rumor has it, this hot (sometimes warm) penis concrete can be detected by the national weather service.
Fuckin Billy... he’s over there just watchin his homemade doplar radar, waiting for stonewall to whip up another hot jizz tornado
by Kung fu Jim November 27, 2020
Get the Hot jizz tornadomug.