jess

jess i a blonde she is dumb and short. she has daddy issues. jess doesn't know how to tie her shoe laces and her friends keep trying to teach her but she is partly deaf. She has adhd and she is dyslexic. Which is not bad thing it makes her funner. Her bad qualities are the fact that she makes a big deal over the pen lid u stole from her as a joke but, u can never stay mad at her she my bestiee.

jess u bitch

by apersonmatee September 5, 2022

Jess and Emily

stinky little poobags. Have you ever met a Jess and Emily before? You haven’t? Well that surely is a gift from god. These people are stinky and they make slander like saying I had a dream hand thing when like Jess did too and like saying my music taste is shit and basic when they used to be BTS stannies and still listen to black pink. Shush you’re both white. If you ever meet a Jess or an Emily in your life, make sure to run the other way because they will lure you in with their duo magnetic hot girl force as they’re always seen together and you will initially think that they’re both conjoined twins. To Jess and Emily: you’re lucky that you’re the only two people for eachother because that’s all you’re gonna get cause you’re *redacted*. Ily❤️❤️❤️

Guy 1: yo who the hell are those two they look like theyre prematurely stuck together…but like they’re kinda hot

Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.

Guy 1: why? What’s their names?

Guy 2: Jess and Emily

Guy 1: *implodes*

by DontAngerMeIllExplodeYourBalls October 1, 2022

jesse

the sweetest boy youll ever meet. he may have some anger issues but youll so many butterflies when you see him. he’ll get upset when he loses at games. he’s a good friend. He’s Funny and charming. He’s loyal and Nerdy. He’s the best boyfriend anyone could ask for, so treat him right if get on.

Jesse? oh yeah he’s pretty cool.

by Marpay July 31, 2022

Jesse

A lovely, friendly, handsome person with a great smile. Someone who you can talk about everything in life and still manage to relate to. Great with gals and guys alike. Everyone needs a Jesse.

Jesse, we need to cook.

by koggies July 31, 2022

Jesse Cole Farris

Poster child for a hardworking American man; honest, sincere, loyal, generous, clever, witty, funny, smart, thoughtful, polite, respectful, creative, handsome, chivalrous, romantic, deep, one in a million kind of man.

Anyone that has found themselves in this mans presence should consider themselves so lucky.

Women will spend an entire lifetime regretting having let this one get away, and the one who gets to spend her life with him is considered to be blessed beyond measure.

Jesse Cole Farris is the definition of dreamy; eye candy

Jesse Cole is every woman’s idea of the perfect lover, life partner, soulmate, and best friend in one man.

Jesse Cole Farris is a sight for sore eyes and a breath of fresh air.

You say American Badass, I say Jesse Cole Farris.

by Beingsteph July 31, 2022

Jesse cole Farris

The posterchild American badass. The best catch out of all the fish in the sea. Making his acquaintance will make your day and will be a moment you won’t soon forget.

Don’t let this one be the one that got away should you be lucky enough to keep him.
Perfect example of a man with all the best qualities and characteristics.

If you want a man that you can count on, Jesse Cole Farris is your guy!

by Beingsteph August 5, 2022

Jesse

Jesse is a wonderful guy, likely on of the best you'll meet. He's so awesome and funny, not very athletic, but he's smart, kind, and talented. He will treat you right as long as you do same for him. If you meet a Jesse, cherish him because he could be one of the best people you meet.

Guy 1: Jesse just stole my girl!!
Guy 2: How??? Jesse is just like his friend, Kofi, they both hate girls
Guy 1: I know, that is why I am shocked
Guy 2: Girls do not like him because he is not athletic and is very weak

by DEdeArMOO August 10, 2022