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Jerk Hole

A whole filled with Jerks and only Jerks
Geez, did you see that Jerk Hole down the street? What a bunch of Jerks.
by ScottyMrScottster February 1, 2018
mugGet the Jerk Holemug.

wizard jerking

the sexual act of dressing an old homeless person and giving the a hand job, then letting them cum in a jar that is then emptied into a cauldron and mixed with different types of herbs. then the concoction is given to the same homeless person as a drink without telling him how it was made
"did you hear about the mass wizard jerking incident!? it was insane!"
by Serbian crab March 14, 2024
mugGet the wizard jerkingmug.

Metaphysical Jerk Circle

a group activity purely done for the self-aggrandizement of its members through actions that clearly undercut its original goals; the activity reflects something far closer to a jerk circle than to what it was initially intended to be

also referred to as MJC for more discrete discussion
Jessie retired from college debate after realizing it was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle.

Benjamin realized college debate was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle when he watched a debate of Specisism vs Racial Capitalism when the original topic was carbon emissions.
by Masterdebator1 May 27, 2025
mugGet the Metaphysical Jerk Circlemug.

Jerk

Slang another word for calling someone stupid unintelligent or someone who u dislike

Literal definition: to move or cause a jerk his head jerked
Jerk
by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025
mugGet the Jerkmug.

Weepy Jerk

1. Noun. When, overcome with sadness, depression, or despair, you jerk off to feel even marginally better.
2. Noun. A masturbatory session that happens to coincide with a sad or depressive episode. Tears may be used as lubricant.

3. Verb. Engaging in definitions 1 or 2.
4. Noun. Someone who's usually an asshole, who happens to be crying at the moment.
1. Overcome with sadness, Noah decided to have a weepy jerk, resulting in his problems not seeming quite so bad after all.
2. While on a marathon jerk session, Thomas recalled a sad moment from his formative years, turning his proud gank into a weepy jerk.

3. Heath weepily jerked for hours, hoping for some change in his mood.

4. -Aw, Eli's crying! -Who gives a shit?! Fuck that weepy jerk!
by Kabouter0 October 31, 2021
mugGet the Weepy Jerkmug.

Jerk

Your a asshole
Jerk
by Thispagewasmadeforme November 5, 2020
mugGet the Jerkmug.

Jerk

One who attempts to sell a car when no car is really available for sale.
by Crinkles4 January 10, 2019
mugGet the Jerkmug.

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