hate boner

hating someone you may like platonically/romantically

Person A : I totally hate him!
Person B : Isn't he your friend? You probably just have a hate boner for him

by aoba ★ February 28, 2024

Hate-keeping

To have a bitch fest with someone about another person.

Riley and Jarrod were hate-keeping from Brianna.

by GateGirlGas September 14, 2022

Hate

It's not that I women or children.

Hym "What I said was if the women aren't fucking me your kids lives have no value. The inflated value of their lives exists in direct relationships to your baby momma's decision to fuck you instead of me. And now you're using that statement as a starting point to say that you don't have to care about what happens to me but IN REALITY YOU ALREADY DIDN'T CARE. Past tense. There is not a single incel that you care about. And you can't spend all the time you want doing mental gymnastics to try and STOP WHETHER OR NOT MEN CARE ABOUT YOU KIDS LIVES FROM BEING CONTINGENT ON WHETHER OR NOT THEY FUCK but what you then have is breeder dictatorship incel farm were you delude yourself into believing the people you teeat as cattle aren't just going to get tired of living, murder some kids, and eject. It isn't 'hate.' I don't 'hate' kids. I actually rather like kids. I saw a video the other day of a little Scottish girl going on about the increase in the price of ice cream from the ice-cream truck. It was hilarious! But that's besides the point. You are trying to retaliate against the FACT that I don't have to give a shit about your kids to get me to.... Do what exactly? Something other than child murder? Why would I do that?"

by Hym Iam June 8, 2024

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Me too bro UGH

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

by Inni84 November 3, 2023

Hate-fishing

(NOUN) to say something radical, or derogatory, or offensive and get “clicks” and get views.

This guy is Hate-fishing, ignore him…

by Mr. Gupta August 7, 2023

Everybody hates me because I am fat

I don't <3 You are the most beautiful person in the world. I mean, just look at you! You are so gorgeous than me. Don't let 1 person took you whole motivation down!

You: Everybody hates me because I am fat
Me: No, you are the most beautiful person in the world, don't let anyone judge you <3

by Ur gorgeous July 21, 2023

Hate Yawn

When a person fakes yawning to get out of a conversational with a boring person.

Dude, I know you don’t like Chemistry, but did you just Hate Yawn me.

by TheSlamAnderson April 4, 2023