by Sadconsciousness June 7, 2021

Said with a southern accent, this is what you say when you want to swear but there are kids present. May sound like "hem slem demmeh" when properly pronounced (with the "e" said like "pet" or "eh").
by dontforgetthetoast July 11, 2024

by Dean of Salmonella March 3, 2023

When two dudes greet eachother, in a non-gay way, by lifting their shirts and pressing their bare fat guys together.
Two dudes: "Hey dude how's it going?" * They Press ham
Dude over there: "wtf was that!?"
Two dudes together: "it's pressing ham man! Best way to greet someone!"
Dude over there: "wtf was that!?"
Two dudes together: "it's pressing ham man! Best way to greet someone!"
by Drop-it April 1, 2017

by You know it boy June 1, 2021

A Classification of "Fuck Up" that someone trys to hide and cover up while someone else actually "Fixes" their fuck up.
by Nessiel July 26, 2019

An internet organization made up of a group of friends from all around the world. Sensational on Instagram, Youtube, and Reddit ham ranch brings amazing entertainment for people who enjoy all kinds of things.
by ham ranch November 11, 2020
