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Ham

It is the word that is used when you want to ask something from someone.
Brother, can you please ham me the screw driver.
Mom, can you please ham me the milk.
by Sadconsciousness June 7, 2021
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Ham Slam Damnit

Said with a southern accent, this is what you say when you want to swear but there are kids present. May sound like "hem slem demmeh" when properly pronounced (with the "e" said like "pet" or "eh").
"Oh, my wife cheated? Ham Slam Damnit!"

"Ham Slam Damnit, I stubbed my toe!"
by dontforgetthetoast July 11, 2024
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ham hock

Forcing roosters to fight is cock fighting.

Forcing hamsters to fight...
Yo, I got 20 bucks on furboi 2.0

Shit, someone's doing a ham hock!
by Dean of Salmonella March 3, 2023
mugGet the ham hockmug.

Pressing ham

When two dudes greet eachother, in a non-gay way, by lifting their shirts and pressing their bare fat guys together.
Two dudes: "Hey dude how's it going?" * They Press ham

Dude over there: "wtf was that!?"

Two dudes together: "it's pressing ham man! Best way to greet someone!"
by Drop-it April 1, 2017
mugGet the Pressing hammug.

go to ham

I went to go to ham on jake in bed
by You know it boy June 1, 2021
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ham-style

A Classification of "Fuck Up" that someone trys to hide and cover up while someone else actually "Fixes" their fuck up.
Man, that really went down ham-style.
by Nessiel July 26, 2019
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ham ranch

An internet organization made up of a group of friends from all around the world. Sensational on Instagram, Youtube, and Reddit ham ranch brings amazing entertainment for people who enjoy all kinds of things.
I wish I had a friend group like ham ranch”
by ham ranch November 11, 2020
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