Douche dust

Slang for the second most widely used illegal drug in the world, cocaine.

The reason it is called douche dust is because of the effects it has on its users. You see, coke makes you fun and energetic for about an hour but when it wears off a lot of people turn into a dick, a fiend, or.. well a douche! Other common names are coke, blow, white girl, white lightning, and Colombian marching powder.

Despite everything listed above, it is a pretty good time.
EXAMPLE I:
Friend One: So are we going to split the check?

Friend Two: Actually would you be able to get it this time and I pay you back? I spent $100 last night to suck a gram of douche dust up my nose so money is a little tight.

Waiter who overheard the conversation: What a douche!

EXAMPLE II:
Friend One: Well that’s it! Unfortunately we are out of the douche dust all of us went in on! Now don’t mind me while I go to the bathroom every 15 minutes for the rest of the night, I just have to pee a lot!
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Dust Collector

A dust collector is a person who has no purpose or meaning in life, and simply sits around and quote-on-quote “collects dust
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dusting can

A can that holds the propellant that you be sniffing! As in “I snuffed a whole dusting can of computer spray and almost passed out!”
As in “I snuffed a whole dusting can of computer spray and almost passed out!”
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de-dust

The act of removing dust from an object.
Man it's been so long since I used that shit, I may need to de-dust it.
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when a lady farts and it travels up the front
I was in a meeting and I farted but I ended up dusting the entertainment center....thankfully it was silent and not deadly!
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Dust

Jack is dust at bowling. He can’t hit more than three pins.
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Dust

Typically used with "so" beforehand (e.g. "so dust").

1. Below a quality standard to such a degree that the benefits/good qualities are negligible.
2. Unpleasant; poor taste.
3. Bad at a certain activity.
1. Yeah I'm hungry but this cold pizza is so dust.
2. Clubbing on a Tuesday night is so dust.
3. You're so dust I'm never playing Fort with you again.
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