door knob

used in a sentence when someone is trying to be unique and random when trying to be funny

well you can go suck a door knob

by shower curtain October 23, 2018

One Door Syndrome

When a collective group of people attempt to use only one door of a train when other doors are available. Usually ingorning requests from station staff to us all doors.

Oh look they all have one door syndrome today! Can't they see the other empty doors!

by Farther of Cats November 2, 2018

Revolving door

Employment situations vacant readvertised within a 90 day trial period, because of an environment of bad management practices that often favour and recruit broken-ass individuals, because of their unqualified belief said broken-ass will make a good team player.

I see Doggets Transport are readvertising that same driving job again. Just another revolving door employer situation.

by deksper November 5, 2018

door knob twist

When a man with a chode chodebecomes erect erect and someone else clutches the bulge bulge through the pants and twists it like a door knob.

Example:
Girl: Omg! Your dick dick looks like a door knob through your pants

Boy: Do you want to try and door knob twist it?

by Boppin' Beter August 29, 2017

Slam the door on your teeth

To lift up your top lip to your nose, revealing your front teeth, and letting it flop down, slamming against your two front teeth, making a "ploop" noise.

Kids will laugh their asses off if you slam the door on your teeth. They're very big and beautiful, so it'll be very loud.

by Weirdosis June 12, 2018

man door hand hook car door

Man Door Hand Hook Car door was the title of a 4chan post of somebody trying to tell a Creepypasta story.

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.

by deepfriedshitposter June 3, 2018

door

Is a magical place to go in it can take you any where in the world!

Tom : " woah is that a door you got over there"

Jim: " yea let's go inside"!

by TheCringeyPerson June 15, 2018