black coffee is purely brewed coffee. no creamer, no milk, no sugar. people don't actually like black coffee, they only drink it because they think it makes them look cool.
black coffee drinker: yeah, i drink black coffee.
normal person: no you dont. banished to the underworld.
black coffee drinker:
normal person: no you dont. banished to the underworld.
black coffee drinker:
by sprucewolf November 2, 2024
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Addison: What's wrong with Trevor?
Felicia: He had Coffee mixed with Red Bull, Monster Energy and Five Hour Energy.
Addison: Why did he do that?
Felicia: Because he's a moron.
Addison: He is indeed a moron.
Felicia: As are some of his friends, especially Leila.
Felicia: He had Coffee mixed with Red Bull, Monster Energy and Five Hour Energy.
Addison: Why did he do that?
Felicia: Because he's a moron.
Addison: He is indeed a moron.
Felicia: As are some of his friends, especially Leila.
by PhoenixGamer34 June 28, 2025
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You for coffee? with foreign accent is 'You fa coffee' . Meaning 'You fuck offy' . Goes with 'See you next Tuesday, for coffee'. Cunt, fuck off
by Jondar777 July 27, 2025
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If you spill my fucking coffee I'm going to kill you.
If you spill my fucking coffee I'm going to kill you.
by YOUЯ ЯEAL NAME August 6, 2025
Get the My Fucking Coffee mug.A slang expression describing the moment you find yourself drinking the same black coffee as your dad, marking the realization that you’re now considered "old", especially when still living at parents' home past your 23rd birthday. It highlights the irony of being too old for youthful independence while still in a transitional phase.
I took a sip of that bitter black coffee and suddenly felt like I was 30, still living with my parents at 23. Guess I’ve officially hit the coffee-and-couch phase!
by Emotional Cruiser August 9, 2025
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Ran into the wife at the breakfast table and observed a coffee WoW, shortly there after, the walls were shaking, the earth was quaking, and after a double shot of my babies love.... well. Coffee Wow...
by GooseCous August 15, 2025
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