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California Ass Cream

When one person shits into a cup and then wraps the other person's penis around it and begans to have Oral sex with it.
Oh yeah, my Girlfriend gave me some California Ass Cream two nights ago!
by werdtobigbird June 2, 2009
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california

when a person has gone all the way w/ another person. they have had sex
I went all the way to californis with Justine.
by fonda January 8, 2005
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california nuts

lot of nuts in california. frutes are in bay area, geeks are in San Jose.
Wow its hard to soar with the Eagles when you work with california nuts, frutes and turkeys.
by itichie_nocanpo October 29, 2006
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California sober

Person 2: “want to snort coke?”

Person 1: “I can’t, I’m California sober now.”
by Girl with a sexy vagina April 11, 2021
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California Home Fries

Breakfast item served to one night stands that insist on staying for breakfast. Made by first ejactulating onto the back or torso of another and then allowing to dry. Dried semen is then scraped from the body, fried, and served with eggs, toast, or other breakfast foods.
I served that bitch some California Home fries after fucking her shit last night.
by Sport April 30, 2006
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Californiaphobia

An unusual almost stifling fear of anything California including Palm Trees, earthquakes, surfboards and liberal thinking. Usually suffered by people in the Midwest and Southern states.
Due to Kentucky's Californiaphobia, I had to go through three extra steps to obtain my driver's license.
by sfpaulie October 21, 2010
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california-rich

where the vast majority of homeowners' net worth is tied to their home value. when compared to others in California, their net worth is "average," but compared to homeowners in other parts of the country, they would be considered "rich."

another aspect is that one's income and lifestyle is not commensurate with the value of their home. in other words, if they had to purchase their home today, they could not afford it.
Hey, I can't afford a new car. I'm california-rich.
by shadan ardalan October 27, 2007
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