first smartphone generation

This slang term refers to the first generation of children to grow up with smartphones, who are commonly born between 2000 and 2040. Hence, this behavioral requirement to get more screen time from parents, is the strictest during this time span*.

*compared to any era prior of after

Being part of the first smartphone generation means I basically learned to walk with a tablet in one hand and a phone in the other—my parents were super strict about screen time, but it didn't stop me from gaming and scrolling all day!

by Emotional Cruiser December 4, 2025

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Baby’s First Bottle

When a man ejaculates on a pregnant woman’s stomach

My husband provided baby’s first bottle last night.

by CoAnJa December 5, 2025

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First Mud

The first time you go to the toilet to poop after having bathed or showered.

I felt sparkly clean until I went to the loo and had my first mud.

by mrh@nky January 17, 2025

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First

When Josh is first when replying on Erik's pic of the day

Erik!!!!

it's just amazing how i am always first!

Sent at 7:42pm

by t-100 January 19, 2025

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First Degree Frostbite

Ouch... Probably not slacks with no underwear in -20⁰ ± windchill weather... Ouch...

Hym "I think I have first degree frostbite...y thighs hurt... Ouch! This weather is not conducive to, like, murdering children... Or anything for that matter. But my weiner is safe. At least."

by Hym Iam January 20, 2025

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