an act that occurs when best friends or just one of them loses interest in the other, normally followed by a grieving period but for some people its not necessary
by thatonefairy March 31, 2011
Get the Best Friend Break Up mug.The act in which someone spends more time than usual in the restroom because in the process of relieving themselves, they also use the time to check social media.
Girl 1: Damn girl, what took you so long in the bathroom?
Girl 2: Sorry, but I had to take a 5 minute secretary break.
Girl 2: Sorry, but I had to take a 5 minute secretary break.
by ~*k!LLa*K*~ August 19, 2016
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Get the Devil breaks his leg mug.When two people split up,but like the cheese on a pizza stretches but never breaks, neither does the relationship.
by Anonymous August 31, 2003
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Get the i'd break her pelvis mug.A common technique used by women all across the world, whereby they wear excessive make-up after a particularly painful break-up in order to make themselves feel more attractive. The resultant level of foundation on the face is often compared to a light cake or biscuit based dessert.
Dave: Dude, I saw you broke up with Stacey...
Tom: What the... How did you know, we haven't even made it Facebook official yet?!
Dave: Only had to look at her face man...
Dave and Tom together: Break-up make-up...
Tom: What the... How did you know, we haven't even made it Facebook official yet?!
Dave: Only had to look at her face man...
Dave and Tom together: Break-up make-up...
by JamesTeddySmith June 22, 2012
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