tree bastard 

A mystical creature that dwells in the forest. Often this creature attacks people on nature hikes. Almost never leaves its tree, this creature looks a lot like an Uphold, very short, ugly and smells like bear droppings.

Damn I was walking thru the woods last week and a tree bastard attacked me.

That tree bastard looks like an Uphold, ugly looking things

tree bastard by the magican November 3, 2011

Snide Bastard 

Someone with the morals of an alley cat! Lower than a snakes belly! Just a general sly shit!

I can't believe you did that?! You snide bastard!

Snide Bastard by TJ98 August 1, 2015

Good bastard 

Slang used in New Zealand and Australia to positively describe the character of a male they know personally.

Bob’s a good bastard, no matter what people say about him

Good bastard by pbrads101 April 24, 2016

Humanitarian Bastards 

Hypocrite criers for their own victims.

The Humanitarian Bastards condemn their victims and accuse them of killing their own people.
Syria had its share of the 'Humanitarian Bastards' filling the stages at UNSC and all other stands condemning the Syrian people for fighting back al-Qaeda terrorists.

Humanitarian Bastards by ArabiSouri January 25, 2017

saggy bastard 

A male who has the typical attitude of a bastard, with the exception that the individual has a pair of low hanging balls.

I was just getting to meet Michael the other day. Man all I can say after that encounter is that he is one saggy bastard. We went for a swim down to the river and he pushed me into the water whilst I still had my clothes on, and I could clearly see his ball sack wanting to rip out the bottom of his swimmers.

saggy bastard by nathooo May 1, 2018

Humpy Bastard 

Irish slang,

with multiple meanings.

Ways to describe an awkward person, or an annoying person.

Or when the word bastard is not enough.

Look at that Humpy Bastard over there, I hope he do not come over here.

I'm gona knock the teeth out of that Humpy Bastards mouth if he annoys me again.

Humpy Bastard by Mon the town January 8, 2018

rat bastard 

someone who is a little shit and acts like they own the world

OMG look at Maia, that rat bastard.

rat bastard by bad.ashley22 November 18, 2019