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the sniffles beard

when a girl is giving a guy a blowjob he pulls out before he blows his load the shoots her in the face and then proceeds to throw glitter in her face making her face glittery
i did the sniffles beard on cierra and i used pink glitter her favorite color
by The king Friday September 8, 2013
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Bum Beard Bandit

A fag, a homo, a gay man, a poof, etc.

Self explanatory, innit?
Piss off you bum beard bandit! Fuckin' 'ell, do I look like I like it up the chuff?!
by Doctor Tchock September 23, 2008
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Bearded Villians

A gay motorcycle club, except substitute Instagram for motorcycles. 6 cm minimums apply.
My bi veteran buddy just joined Bearded Villians.
by BeerDrinker6 July 16, 2019
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power beads

Anal beads ; the final bead in the string symbolizes power, for if fully inserted, might require surgical removal of the entire string. (Don't try this without being, or being with, a safe, sane, consensual -- in a word, *competent* practitioner).
Power beads (or anal beads provide a means of breaking a recalcitrant or anally resistant subject, especially when the subject is required to clean the beads orally, afterward.
by Rick Wilson January 21, 2005
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Rat Beard

A rat beard is a haggard ass beard, that goes unshaven for many months. This beard is especially rat like due to the fact that it is repeatedly straightened.
Yo! Jam Masta Jay you should grow a rat beard and wear a turban, it would be rad!
by 138 Squid May 10, 2008
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Anal beads

a string of wire with tape that causes a bomb to explode wen you run the shit over.
oh shit! were those anal beads?
by That Marine January 16, 2008
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French Beard

When a woman grows out her armpit hair, shampoos it, and otherwise maintains its appearance.

Often the length of the hair is categorized using a numerical system. Due to the French origin of the practice, the classification is slangly called "Louis the __", where the __ is replaced with V or XIV depending on the length hair.
Megan is totally sporting a french beard. A Louis the XIV at least - no joke!
by panagalokis October 24, 2010
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