banana napkin

An cloth used to wipe up excess semen after ejaculation.

Dude did you see that one porn video? You know... The one where the guy uses a banana napkin?

by Tyler March 7, 2005

cock banana

1. (Adj.) Insult directed toward someone who will have no idea what you mean.

2. (N.) A penis with a curvature similiar to that of a banana.

3. (N.) Insult in reference to someones penis being curved.

4. Profanic remark displaying general disgust to the present situation. See also god damnit

Syns. motherfucker, asshole, candycane, god damnit.

1. You cock banana whore you stole my cheese.

2. You have a cock banana.

3. Haha--cock banana.

4. Cock Bananas!

by Zanith May 22, 2004

Banana Split

When a woman gets fucked in the ass by a cock (he lifts her by her ass in a reverse cowgirl, usually) and has her pussy eaten by another woman (or man); the side view of of a beautiful woman's face eating that pussy while a cock is sliding out of the same woman's tight asshole.

Watching Ashley beautiful mouth and nose on Sophie's clit as Tom buttfucked Sophie was too much for me to watch, so I joined them in eating that Banana Split!

by anal clef conducter July 11, 2009

rotten bananas

The best form of rotten fruit/vegetable to throw when a comedian is doing poorly. It's better than rotten tomatoes because, in addition to covering the person in smelly pulp, there's actually a good chance of putting out their eye.

COMEDIAN: So, what's up with the black boxes on planes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of them? Sounds like something George Bush came up with!

SPECTATOR: Dude, shut the fuck up! *throws rotten bananas*

COMEDIAN: OH GOD, MY EYE!

by Little Nerd May 6, 2006

Banana Republic

This phrase means "a country run by crazies" - I quote Dianne from "The Good Fight" season 3, episode 3, when she says, after someone suggests that the USA has its faults, "We're not a Banana Republic, you know."

"We're not crazy, like a Banana Republic, you know."

by rguthrie September 15, 2021

banana bucket

A banana bucket is a sexual term when multiple curved shaped Asian penis' enter a vagina.

Jen likes banana buckets.

by Ilikebananabuckets123 November 22, 2015

banana-caking

(v) To spend time with one's significant other at home rather than going out and being social with friends; to bake banana bread instead of partying

While everybody else was at the rager getting laminated, Charlie and Sally were at their apartment banana-caking it.

by Moss Herder June 5, 2014