Dolo Bag

When you have him come inside you so you can “take it with you” for later to use as lube for masterbation

He asked me “should I come inside you” and I said Dolo Bag me so I can play with it later

by 0058DarlingNikkixoxxx January 20, 2019

flesh bag

A human who is a waste of all the useful component parts, waste of air and energy. They have entered existance innocently, but through developing into adulthood have turned out to be dud.

Your ex Dave is a flesh bag....

by bookworm July 15, 2020

Ten-Hour T-Bag

When you take your man pouch and move it across an enemy's pillow when he's away. When he falls asleep his face will have been on where your business has lied. The number can be replaced with how ever many hours the victim sleeps.

Man: "I was so angry with Steve last night that while he went downstairs, I gave him the ten-hour t-bag."

by MSUdude0711 April 6, 2008

Pirate tea bag

Placing one testicle over a sex partner's eye.

I bet Ashley Olsen was pirate tea bagged by Lance Armstrong.

by Timmy the Geek January 13, 2009

fucking the bean bag chair

Having sex with a morbidly obesed person.

Jim told me he fuck a 400 pound women. He said it felt like fucking the bean bag chair.

by O beast Denise April 17, 2010

Empty the bag

To ejaculate, to blow a load, to cum.

It's been so long since I've been laid, I need to empty the bag.

by T-Knight March 11, 2010

vintage douche bag

The best of the best of douche bags. Not your ordinary douche bag. One that douchbaggery comes to so naturally and you can tell from their actions they've been at it a most generous amount of time.

Sarah: "that guy is such a douche bag!!!"
MacKenzie: "oh no Sarah, he's special, he's what's known as a vintage douche bag." It takes years and years of douchbaggery to achieve this stage but he's got it nailed down."

by Say whit? February 16, 2015