bum man 

Bum man. Meaning you enjoy bumming other, random men. This word was invented by Phil Jones on a D of E expedition in Scotland. It was later used by his friend (person A) to insult him himself.

(Person A) 'Phil!'
(Phil) 'What?!'
(Person A) 'Your a bum man!'

Another example would be one person named Dave Middleton from Kendal, who was 'Date Raped'. Heehee! He went into a bar in Kendal, Cumbria, and ended up sleeping with a gay man! Ha! An he reckons he didn't enjoy it...

bum man by (undisclosed) May 13, 2004

bum jam 

the act of ramming ones danky dank in a womans limey butt-hole. also known as anal rampage.

Bumjam a lamb

bum jam by poo to stink dinkeo July 29, 2003

bum-art 

Using your shit, and your bum cheeks to create beautiful shapes.

The most common artworks are beautiful Butterflies.

To create these works of art all you need to do is to push a relatively long turd, but before you cut the turtle, you need to stand up straight and mash your bum cheeks together.
This traps the turd between your bum cheeks and forms symmetrical Wing like shapes on both sides.

To see your work of art all you do is bend over in front of a mirror, spread your cheeks and enjoy your art!!

Son - Hey mom, you should have seen the beautiful butterfly i made at school today.
Mom - oh thats nice, why didn't you bring it home to show me?
Son - because all the other kids complained that i stink too much!!!
Mom - What do you mean?
Son - Its BUM-ART mom.

bum-art by Clinton Howes February 21, 2008

bum gravy 

more commonly known as diorhea, is basicly a liquid shit that stinks out the toilet for about a week

oh mann ive done a bum gravy i need air freshener quickly!!

bum gravy by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 31, 2009

bum shriek 

A quick burst of air from the anus or a smelly individual

"I was walking down the street when some girl let out a bum shriek."

"I walked into the convention and all that were there were a bunch of bum shrieks."

bum shriek by Andre6300 August 2, 2006

Bum Finger 

The Fingering of somebody's ass crack to maximize pleasure. Can results in nails being snapped off and internal bleeding. Bum Finger ussually takes place after a good bout of fart eating leap frog which creates of lots of sexual energy and vibes.

"Catch my fart in your mouth Amelie then jump over me and fart in mouth, it really makes me horny!"

"OK! But can we do Bum Finger afterwards because i've been priming my fingers all weak by sticking them in my own shit"

Bum Finger by CaptainMorgan'sMum September 8, 2011

bum cheese 69 

1.When a man cums in another mans ass, and then it drys and is crusty, later the man who came in said ass licks the dried cum out

2.Someone who is or has the qualitys of a bum cheeser.

gay guy 1-"We totally bum cheese 69'd last night"
gay guy 2-"and it was tasty, yum"

bum cheese 69 by bumman August 23, 2006