brain boner 

Something that strikes a chord in someone's thinking, creating a spur of "enlightenment" and stimulation in knowledge, especially in subjects like philosophy & logic.

John: Hey, have you seen that recent philosophical discussion between XXX and YYY on YouTube?

Peter: Yeah, it was so good it gave me a brain boner.

brain boner by nullswitch March 6, 2011

She-boner

It's the female equal of an erection.
It obviously is not literal but more like, in her mind.

He teased her, so she got a she-boner.

She-boner by Meaniepie May 21, 2009

food boner 

The result of seeing such a delicious specimen of sustenance that you inadvertently pitch a tent.

I sprung the fattest food boner after feasting my eyes on those spicy tuna rolls today.

food boner by Gourmet Mike February 23, 2012

Nurse a boner 

The process by which a man remains aroused for the purpose of using an erection at a later time.

Maintaining an erection through constant stimulation of the genitals, while avoiding ejaculation.

Jared woke up with morning wood, and decided to nurse a boner until he could get Jill to perform felatio on him.

Nurse a boner by JUforJB July 30, 2009

Sitting boner 

When one gets an erection from sitting down in one place for an extended period of time. I.E. Airplane, train, bus.

*After the airplane lands*
"Good thing I had my coat in my hand so I could conceal my sitting boner."

Sitting boner by Sizzle Suggs January 8, 2012

Suffer Boner

Gaining pleasure from insurmountable physical pain, frustration, and/or workplace demands.

That 20 page TPS report is giving me a suffer boner.
2021 gave me the biggest suffer boner.
Just give it to Dillon, he loves an engorged suffer boner.
That literally gives me a suffer boner.

Suffer Boner by Secondcare February 16, 2022

hardcore boner 

A boner that you cant get rid of and just gets worse the harder you try to get rid of it

Hey man I had a hardcore boner in music today, and there were not hot chicks either.

hardcore boner by Chelsea FC Rox September 25, 2006