Bacon butty

(n.) Greasy, fatty piece of bacon in a roll that is buttered in a most wasteful way. Eaten mostly by peasants in the north of England.

I ate a bacon butty and felt my cholesterol level double.

by Banastre July 16, 2004

sticky bacon

having eggs and bacon for breakfast and realizing that you didn't eat a strip of bacon but an adhesive bandage, hence the name "sticky bacon".

random bacon
1)carl:i want some bacon for breakfast
peggy: theres already some made
carl: wow! random bacon
2)carl: wow some bacon fell into my lap that sure is some random bacon

by shish 101 April 4, 2005

And then I was bacon

Used when telling a story, it describes a feeling or act of uselessness and lack of any goal.

Created by college students with a lot of free time to make stories more entertaining.

I woke up this morning and decided I was going to bacon all day.

I went to In- and out and after that I started drinking, and then I was bacon.

by The kid in the corner December 21, 2010

bacon

Name given to those who sizzle with grease and beg to be braked for

"I Brake for Bacon"

by The NWEB Masters May 23, 2005

English Bacon

Terribly cooked bacon.

Oh god this tastes like English Bacon

by ThisJustDidntHappen August 26, 2011

bacon

Scabs, stagnated/oxided blood over wounds. People commonly pick on them.

"Don't pick on that bacon, or it will never heal properly".

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

bacon

A stupid mo'fucker that lives in Lum's closet. Always complaining about his job and bitching about giving away peices of his smokes. He used to reside on the dining room floor but now lives in the storage closer.

You know who is a fuckin tool? Bacon

Hey Bacon, fuck off

by bacon-hater March 10, 2005