Shark Attack

When in preparation for intercourse have your mate, buddy whatev paint a target on their hind-end (archer style) while both hands are on a hard surface (walls are perferred). Now while you prepare yourself with your custom fitted mexican wrestler Shark mask stand 5 yards away (cause you'll want a running start) and with a highly erect penis charge. Try it a few times practice makes perfect.

So we were playing Shark Attack last night and I keep pissing sideways.

by coffeyman January 30, 2011

Shark Attack

When you have a girl laying on a bed, naked, and you surprise her by sneaking into the room, while prone, and jumping up to give her oral sex.

Dude: How did you like that Shark Attack last night?

Girl: You scared the Shit outta me!

by KodsterJonester June 20, 2011

Shark Attack

When you 69 and the girl is on her period.

I hooked up with this girl the other day and there was a major shark attack.

by ABKT111017 December 02, 2018

open for attack

when a man person of the male gender jizzes cums in someones mouth after sex

girl: i was open for attack last night
friend: was it good?
girl: very salty but a good time

by moicahhhhh December 15, 2021

Sarte Attack

Taking inspiration from the 1990's TV show "Art Attack", Sarte Attack is instead a verbal assault from an enormous and intimidating Venetian man with red hair.

"Did you see that Sarte Attack? He made that girl cry and vomit simultaneously."

by tangobravo June 25, 2009

Perfume Attack

When an Asthmatic Person starts having breathing difficulties do too the presence of perfume in the area

Oh no Jessie is having another perfume attack I wonder if it’s a coordinated attack

by BepisCokeBottoms January 18, 2020

poop attack 10

poop attack 10

Person A: "poop attack 10"
Person B: "what's poop attack 10"
Person A: "poop attack 10"
Person B: "what"

by dio the road roller March 23, 2021