Apple eater

One who eats another’s ass by shoving there face inside a females ass and eating it . It is very common to hear “ass eating season” also known as the season you eat ass, but if you are an Apple eater you are privileged enough to be considered one who eats ass all year long. Keep on eating ass!

That Apple eater is wild, he even eats ass in the church bathroom!

by Bobjames432 May 16, 2018

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Apple peeling

When you fuck a girls asshole dry and so hard that her anus skin get chapped and peels

Yeah dude I was apple peeling yesterday when I fuckkked he so hard

by Dick fuck smaxsh November 29, 2019

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stab the apple

When the purpose of putting your penis in a girls mouth is not for oral sex but purely to see how far down her throat your penis will go.

Baxter: Hey Isaac, you gonna get a BJ tonight?
Isaac: Naw man, I’m just gonna stab the apple.
Baxter: Niiice 🤘🏼

by Bombin Baxter May 3, 2018

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Apple pie

When you perform penetration in a smokers throat, that has the hole for breathing, and then ejaculate in said hole.

Hey how was Sarah last night?
Well I performed an apple pie on her so it went all right

by Okooooook018125 November 12, 2020

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serious apples

1.) Seriously, for real, no kidding.

2.) The state of being serious.

3.) A serious situation.

1.) No way! I didn't know she had a dick, serious apples!

2.) Damn, that guy was serious apples about the game.

3.) (At a funeral) Yeah, dude, serious apples here okay?

by ??//?/? January 15, 2009

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