stab the apple

When the purpose of putting your penis in a girls mouth is not for oral sex but purely to see how far down her throat your penis will go.

Baxter: Hey Isaac, you gonna get a BJ tonight?
Isaac: Naw man, I’m just gonna stab the apple.
Baxter: Niiice 🤘🏼

by Bombin Baxter January 19, 2018

serious apples

1.) Seriously, for real, no kidding.

2.) The state of being serious.

3.) A serious situation.

1.) No way! I didn't know she had a dick, serious apples!

2.) Damn, that guy was serious apples about the game.

3.) (At a funeral) Yeah, dude, serious apples here okay?

by ??//?/? October 02, 2008

Apple pie

When you perform penetration in a smokers throat, that has the hole for breathing, and then ejaculate in said hole.

Hey how was Sarah last night?
Well I performed an apple pie on her so it went all right

by Okooooook018125 November 13, 2020

Apple Porn

Basically similar to food porn but with apples (not the product/company). Videos or pictures of sliced apples, apple pie, apple juice, apple filling, baked apples, cutting apples, cooking apples, etc.

Paul: Yo take a look at this sweet juicy apple porn!
Steven: What the fuck is apple porn? Sounds gay.
Paul: How have you not heard of apple porn? It’s just like food porn but with apples. JUST WATCH!
*show Steven a video of hot steaming cinnamon covered apples slowly sliding out of a pie shell*

Steve: WhOA dude that turns me right on mmmmm!

by JayReed T January 06, 2018

The Apple Juicer

When an individual takes 4-6 apples and puts them on the end of a plunger. He/she then proceeds to thrust the apple covered end up their partner's asshole. After a while, the person's asshole begins to seep out apple juice/jelly where the thruster eats it.

I had fun doing the apple juicer to your mother and sister last night.

by Slutty Slexor January 29, 2011

Apple Fapple

When a male ejaculates into an apple pie before it's baked.

My boy Derek made some tasty ass Apple Fapple yesterday.

by NLferdiNL August 08, 2016

Apple eater

One who eats another’s ass by shoving there face inside a females ass and eating it . It is very common to hear “ass eating season” also known as the season you eat ass, but if you are an Apple eater you are privileged enough to be considered one who eats ass all year long. Keep on eating ass!

That Apple eater is wild, he even eats ass in the church bathroom!

by Bobjames432 March 26, 2018