The modern globalised world leaves little time for essential activities like sleeping, shitting or even masturbating. So in Hong Kong, they have developed a break that encompasses all of these needs.
To take a 21st century party break, you must be at a party, need a shit, a nap and a wank.
In the toilet, start by masturbating and at the moment of climax, pass the stool (also known as poobating) to maximize pleasure and efficient use of time. This is followed by a 10min power nap after which you may rejoin the party, back in the game.
To take a 21st century party break, you must be at a party, need a shit, a nap and a wank.
In the toilet, start by masturbating and at the moment of climax, pass the stool (also known as poobating) to maximize pleasure and efficient use of time. This is followed by a 10min power nap after which you may rejoin the party, back in the game.
"Guys, I'm exhausted, I didn't even get time to go to the toilet at work today! but this party looks cool, that hot chick keeps giving me the eye"
"Dude, you should go for a 21st Century party break"
"Sorry guys, I'm so tired, I need to go for a 21st Century party break before I can get down with you."
"FML, my day sucked, I'm going for a 21st Century Party Break."
"Dude, you should go for a 21st Century party break"
"Sorry guys, I'm so tired, I need to go for a 21st Century party break before I can get down with you."
"FML, my day sucked, I'm going for a 21st Century Party Break."
by messerscHanjOHns November 16, 2011
This is a very tactical NFL Play Commonly used when in need of scoring. The Quarterback attempts to break free of the rule of no running. This can be achieved in a number of ways. One he can walk slowly as to avoid suspicion. Also he can pass the ball. Passing the ball is generally favored but the quarterback needs to score at all costs no matter what. This is what makes the Jail break Blitz so unique. Once the Quarterback has scored celebration will emit from the team. This strategy must only be used in certain situations such as scoring or making ground.
Roland: Barry used the Jail Break Blitz and scored a try!
Steve: Holy smokes he attempted it? Was he trying to score some points? or is he just a crazy person
Steve: Holy smokes he attempted it? Was he trying to score some points? or is he just a crazy person
by Kris Engelhardt October 23, 2007
an act that occurs when best friends or just one of them loses interest in the other, normally followed by a grieving period but for some people its not necessary
by thatonefairy March 15, 2011
by No cojeo sixndidndx October 30, 2020
The act in which someone spends more time than usual in the restroom because in the process of relieving themselves, they also use the time to check social media.
Girl 1: Damn girl, what took you so long in the bathroom?
Girl 2: Sorry, but I had to take a 5 minute secretary break.
Girl 2: Sorry, but I had to take a 5 minute secretary break.
by ~*k!LLa*K*~ March 01, 2016
by Смешнявка Обыкновенная April 22, 2021
When two people split up,but like the cheese on a pizza stretches but never breaks, neither does the relationship.
by Anonymous August 31, 2003