alyssa bear

Your badass cousin that is cute but can fuck shit up at the same time

- johnnie h

Talk shit to alyssa bear get hit

by Johnnie h June 11, 2014

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Pepsi Bear

A Grizzly bear doing the YMCA but PEPSThey do this in an attempt to rob a store

1997 superbowl ad watchers: Man I love the Pepsi Bear commercial.
Everyone else: Okay

by Pneunomoultramicroscopicsilico January 17, 2020

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Bear Trapper

1) A women who is exceptionally attracted to hairy men.

Friend 1:"Did you see that guy Kelly got back last night? He was so hairy!"
Friend 2:"Tell me about it, Kelly is a total bear trapper."

by Kj3w June 25, 2010

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Bear mish

Bear mish refers to the act of having intercourse with a wild bear in the traditional missionary position. Anyone can fuck a bear from behind as seen in Super Troopers when Rabbit is the bear fucker but it is the ultimate act of dominance to give it to a bear face to face.

You want to go camping on Kodiak Island and get some of that good bear mish?

by Earl Waschnuski November 12, 2020

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