diddly dirt

used by gloucester natives this word is used in reference to something being "sick" or being very good at something.

yo b did you see the game last night? Brady is diddly dirt kid.

yo them shoes are diddly dirt dude.

by mike forgette January 30, 2008

dirt beaver

When you're eating a girl out, all while sitting in a giant mud pile.

Totally gave her the dirt beaver this past weekend.

by Datdirtbeav26 October 5, 2016

dirt-stach

When your face gets dirty and there's a shadow of dirt on your upper lip giving the appearance of a mustache made of dirt:

Obviously Joey hasn't washed his face in days; he's rocking the 'dirt-stache'!

by RedBombshell February 24, 2015

Texas Dirt devil

The act of getting head and she spins in a circle

That girl gave me a Texas dirt devil

by Dalton green January 31, 2021

wet the dirt

To apply lubricant to the ass hole before anal sex

Sheena told Ron that if he was gonna put his dick in her ass, he had better wet the dirt first

by brazildude April 6, 2015

magic dirt theory

Likely a strawman created by the far right to make racial/ethnic egalitarians look like silly, naive magic believers.

Guessing that this theory states that people's behavior are determined by the location they're in through "magic". Pretty much no one actually believes that people will change behavior once they enter an area. The far right can't actually "prove" their "superiority" so they have to compare themselves to made up magic believers even stupider than them to give them a false sense of intelligence. If you see someone use this term against you, that's a sign that they're just a troll who just want to make you mad.

A: "Different races and ethnicities are still part of the same species. Any non appearance or cultural based differences are too small to count any race or ethnicity as actually better than others."

B: "ANOTHER BELIEVER IN MAGIC DIRT THEORY AND ANOTHER LIBTARD EPICLY PWNED!!!"

A: "'Magic Dirt Theory'? The hell's that? Some strawman you created?"

B: "HOW ARE YOU SO DUMB AS TO NOT KNOW THE THEORY YOU BELIEVE IN? CAN'T EXPECT SHIT FOR A LIBTARD EMPHASIS ON THE L AND THE TARD"

A: "Another day another troll"

by Silicosis9324 July 19, 2024

Dirt surge

Noun Definition 1: A period during a dust bowl in which a person's house is Covered out and partially inside (the floor at

Minimal of 2 ft on the floor

My house has had a dirt surge, and I barely made it out.

by Themilofiles September 15, 2017