banana smuggler

jeans, specifically jeans so tight that your dong is rocking out. hence the term, smuggling bananas. See Journey circa 1978.

"man i got these new banana smugglers but the waist is a little tight. i'm starting to black out."

by endless lip June 23, 2008

Banana Split

When a woman gets fucked in the ass by a cock (he lifts her by her ass in a reverse cowgirl, usually) and has her pussy eaten by another woman (or man); the side view of of a beautiful woman's face eating that pussy while a cock is sliding out of the same woman's tight asshole.

Watching Ashley beautiful mouth and nose on Sophie's clit as Tom buttfucked Sophie was too much for me to watch, so I joined them in eating that Banana Split!

by anal clef conducter July 11, 2009

cock banana

1. (Adj.) Insult directed toward someone who will have no idea what you mean.

2. (N.) A penis with a curvature similiar to that of a banana.

3. (N.) Insult in reference to someones penis being curved.

4. Profanic remark displaying general disgust to the present situation. See also god damnit

Syns. motherfucker, asshole, candycane, god damnit.

1. You cock banana whore you stole my cheese.

2. You have a cock banana.

3. Haha--cock banana.

4. Cock Bananas!

by Zanith May 22, 2004

rotten bananas

The best form of rotten fruit/vegetable to throw when a comedian is doing poorly. It's better than rotten tomatoes because, in addition to covering the person in smelly pulp, there's actually a good chance of putting out their eye.

COMEDIAN: So, what's up with the black boxes on planes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of them? Sounds like something George Bush came up with!

SPECTATOR: Dude, shut the fuck up! *throws rotten bananas*

COMEDIAN: OH GOD, MY EYE!

by Little Nerd May 6, 2006

Smooth Bananas

a word to descride something Wicked cool, retardly awesome, or to be use as a word of agreement.

1.) A: Hey L wanna go to the Gord
L: Sounds like smooth bananas to me


2.) B: Dude i totally got L4D last night
L: Smooth Bananas

by ciaobelle April 17, 2009

banana rambler

Aaron Allen's first and only acoustic project. It had over 5 CD sales and one of it's songs, Bumble Bee Symphony, became an instant hit making VH1's Top 20 Countdown appearing at #2. It currently is struggling on MTV's "Rock Countdown", attempting to even premiere.

Man: Banana Rambler?
Woman: Yeah.
Man: Huh?

by risto1116 July 6, 2006

Red banana

A red banana is where a man sticks his dick in a woman's vagina while she's on her period and when he pulls out his dick stains red

He pulled out to see he had a red banana

by Cummins cider April 21, 2017